Yeeeeeooooo.
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️.
“Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: @Nickiquote@mstdn.social@justmytoots.com
Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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5d ago
If I were the founders of Binance, I would simply have chosen a name that didn’t make everyone think of bins.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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5d ago
Firmly in favour of this. Bring on the beavers, I say. Cash could make a comeback.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Mar 03, 2026
“We've noticed suspicious activity on your account”.
Have ye, aye? I’ve noticed some myself, now you mention it.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Mar 03, 2026
Someone showed me this letter today. The council has decided having a single water tap at the allotments, so people can water vegetables, is wasteful.
“the Council must also consider the environmental costs associated with the continued use of a mains water supply. Reducing water consumption and encouraging more sustainable practices is an important part of our wider environmental responsibilities.”
I will be referring to this the next time they give planning permission for a datacentre.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Mar 03, 2026
I Poured Monty’s Double: memoirs of a wartime bartender.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Mar 01, 2026
Musical episode of Seinfeld, just so Newman can sing How Soon As Now, changing the lyric to:
“I am Newman and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does…”
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 26, 2026
Apparently, as a conversational partner, or anecdotee, I am too passive – it is not enough to actually listen, you have to *perform* listening as well.
Thinking of walking around with a little light-up “like” button.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 26, 2026
Going to a maternity ward to show all the newborns a video of a baby giraffe walking at an hour old and telling them they’re already losers and need to get their fucking acts together.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 25, 2026
Age verification for those in my age group consists of being required to rap the entire Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme, acapella, without notes.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 25, 2026
Just read a 1989 Calvin and Hobbes strip about Calvin being deliberately left home alone, unwisely, for a couple of hours. Calvin is 6.
The NSPCC says there is no set legal age and “while every child is different, we wouldn't recommend leaving a child under 12 years old home alone, particularly for longer periods of time.”
https://www.nspcc.org.uk/advice-for-families/home-alone/
How old were you when your parents first let you be at home alone?
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Feb 25, 2026
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 24, 2026
XKCD: @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
Made using https://marshdeer.github.io/xkcd2501-generator/ by marshdeer
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Feb 21, 2026
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 18, 2026
The two types of Fedi reply, there:
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party @HCBunny@beige.party
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 18, 2026
Kate Bush wrote Wuthering Heights after watching the 1970 adaptation. This means that the Heathcliff she is singing about is Timothy Dalton. And fair enough.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 16, 2026
Any headline in the format:
[number] [nouns] you need to [verb]
is a flat lie and should be ignored, blocked, reported to the ombudsman, whatever.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 16, 2026
- I couldn’t find you any less attractive.
- Actually, it’s: “I couldn’t find you any fewer attractive.”
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
mstdn.social
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 15, 2026
Marriage is a contract by which you promise to stay with this person, of whom you know one version, through all the versions of themselves they are going to be for the rest of their lives.
And they *are* going to be very different versions.
It is primed for enshittification, is what I am saying. Particularly if you marry me.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 15, 2026
I’m reading Kenny Everett’s autobiography from 1982, “The Custard Stops At Hatfield”.
It’s not at all serious and very funny in parts, eg.:
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 15, 2026
Kid was watching one of those educational YouTube videos. This one was about impeachment and can you arrest a US President and pre-dated Trump.
It concluded, after discussing Nixon: “As a president, either don’t commit crimes, or make sure you’re friends with the next President!”
Brilliant, excellent moral lesson there.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 15, 2026
Sleet is the winter weather that really says “fuck you, you have no business being outside, take this”.
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The three most expensive Netflix films are Electric State ($320m), Red Notice and The Gray Man ($200m each). If you're looking at top 5, you've got The Irishman ($160m) and 6 Underground ($150m). I lo
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 11, 2026
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I’ve just spent 10 minutes thinking about Netflix and films and Martin Scorsese and de-aging old men and venture capitalists and I’m about ready for the apocalypse meteor now thanks.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 11, 2026
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party This, from legal journalist Jeffrey Toobin’s Wikipedia page, is not ideally how you’d want your Wikipedia page to be organised.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Toobin
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 10, 2026
If God existed and He just looked at the aesthetics of YouTube thumbnails once, He would wipe us all out in a second.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 07, 2026
Steve Bannon boasting to Epstein in 2018 about being advisor to basically the entire European far right, including Farage, and what that means for crypto.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Feb 05, 2026
Life is having to play four to five different roles every day and getting booed for all of them.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Jan 18, 2026
Lotta GenAI pictures and videos on the old timeline this morning, gang. Be careful out there.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Jan 11, 2026
Welcome to the Fediverse! Please close the door on your way out.
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I have kept all the emails I received from school concerning the kids. One child had 984 emails sent to me, until the end of Year 10. The others were 680 and 409. I'm gonna suggest that's too many ema
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Jan 07, 2026
@troberts@theblower.au Absolutely agree, and anything important you actually need to know gets lost in amongst it all.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Jan 02, 2026
Kid wanted an IKEA Blåhaj for their birthday and the quickest way was to order it “click and collect” to a Tesco.
However, this process *actually* involves an IKEA delivery driver parking his van in a quiet corner of the dark Tesco car park and giving you a call to say you have to be there in 20 minutes or he’s gone.
Fortunately the exchange passed off smoothly and the kid is now the proud owner of a full-size Blåhaj, and a briefcase full of Libyan plutonium.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Nov 21, 2025
A billionaire can never be held accountable. Therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Nov 18, 2025
Struggling to stay informed without fizzing with anger all the fucking time.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Nov 12, 2025
Instead of using AI images to illustrate your blogpost or presentation, why not go deep into the forest, lie down in a pile of autumn leaves and allow the earth to consume your body.
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Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
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Nov 12, 2025
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Posting had not yet been invented.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. “Nick is great and not an insidious piece of shit” - @ TheBreadmonkey The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:// justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@ms tdn.social Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
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