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This is the video that open my eyes to this anomaly.

We literally don't know! There's a while anthropological study called child lore that focuses on the almost universal things that children share with each other and we still can't actually find the origin of this. My theory is it's the true form of the yellow sign, the Lovecraftian rune that allows the eldrich being, Hastur, to exert his influence on mortals.

A big emotion I’ve been dealing with is that the US decided to fall apart completely at the same time I finally got my life together. I used to be someone with a reputation, someone who didn’t have anything to lose or anything better to be doing. Now I have a wife and kid, career, I’m on my way to a degree, and I’m scared. I didn’t care if I threw my life away back then, it waant getting used anyways, but now that I am using it I’m to terrified of losing that to protect what I have.

Careful, you might give the pedo states an idea.

Haven't heard of it, what's the deets?

I think Kennedy is a mole trap. It’s the most well documented conspiracy ever, literally the textbook example of conspiracy theories. Every detailed has been looked at time and time again by every pair of braincells ever interested in conspiracy. There’s absolutely no chance that the government doesn’t have every single facet of it fully understood. Instead of giving it a case closed and a pretty bow, they leave it out there as a test. Any time some quack comes out with “secret insider information” and mentions Kennedy, they know they can write him off because anyone that really knows would know the Kennedy thing is a joke. Every so often an agent has to go stir thr pot by asking this question so everyone still thinks it’s important.

My money is on jared letto

Mtg is getting out of hand, but I appreciate the reference to a classic meme.

I've got the Swedish chef Lego mini over my stove to remind me where my love of food comes from. I still need to git him a chicken and a basketball hoop...

Mulvad gives you a 16 digit random number when you sign up. Anyone with that number can use that account, it's on you to not lose it, if you do you have to make a new account. You send them money and an account number and they add balance to that account. When it's out, that account is blocked from service until they get more money. You hack their service and you get a list of numbers and whether or not they have service. They keep no documentation and if you pay with card you have to manually input every time. I know them better than they know their users.

Mulvad. That's how I do it.

Don’t run it to death, don’t charge it while fully charged, avoid charging while you use it, store in places with regulated temperatures. All the usual for Lithium ion batteries

It did! Turns out on dissection that they used a braided steel cable to reinforce the cord. Had endless laughs about how over engineered that one was. So that is the big shortfall to a lot of these toys, it’s basically a planned obsolescence. That said, we’ve found through research that regular usage and charging practices as well as proper storage can lead to 5-8 year battery reliability. Unlike phones, all of these toys are simple circuits and reliably gentle on batteries. On top of that, if you’re a diy fan you could easily repair then yourself. After disassembly you can reseal the silicone with more body safe silicone that can be purchased in most adult stores in person or online listed under “clone-a-willy” or some variation of. This can also be used to specially modify toys or create them from scratch.

In the lot we tested, most of those seams were just junctions in the mould used to coat them and didn’t actually have any depth. They may take a little extra attention while scrubbing but they weren’t deep enough to be a hazard. Also most had some form of sturdy cordage inside the silicone cord to reinforce the wires in the case of pulling. In one particular case, my ~55kg tester hung one of the sturdier models from a pull up bar and picked herself up with it. There were also a lot if nunchuck stunts lol. While most won’t hold up to that level of stress, they’re more than adequate for the grip strength of human orifices. A caveat to that, if you’re worried about size or ease of retrieval anally you can start with guaging plugs. Similar to normal butt plugs they come in sets of 3-12 and have progressively wider diameters. This aclimated the body to a wider stretch. For those with worries about anal incontinence from guaging, understand that the human anal muscles engage in both directions. So long as you’re giving your body time to aclimate to the new size, you will actually gain muscle control and strength from this process. When pared with regular kegal exercises it can make a huge difference, especially for people advancing in age.

They put him in the sneech machine.

So the other commenter has all the good deets on the silicone. They don’t advertise the raised charger nipple thing, it’s just a trait of the 1.5mm jack construction. As for design, these classic style corded eggs are pretty fantastic, especially for under clothes use. One of the consistent features we found was that they’re notably gerthier than you expect from the image, this makes for consistent pressure but can be uncomfortable if you’re not used to the size. Another worthwhile note is g spot vibrators. For those not in the know who may be reading, the g spot is a spongey nerve cluster near the inside of the pelvic bone along the roof of the vagina. While it differs between individuals, the majority of women report lackluster results from g spot vibrations with best results from repeated pulsing squishes. If you know for sure that you’re into g spot vibration, go for it, but if you don’t know then don’t be discouraged if it doesn’t feel like it’s working. On that note, the girth of the corded eggs can play to the benefit as shiftin the hips and engaging the pelvic floor can stimulate the g spot. My understanding is it takes some practice, but isn’t difficult.

Then I got 8

Does it could if I’ve used them for the novelty?

I highly suggest finding a typewriter, they’re actually really fun.

The vast majority I worked with could be flexed a full 180 but had a preference to a specific angle based on either how they were packaged or moulded. We did have a few with cheaper antennas break internally with repeated flexing and tugging, those were all remote only. In practice we found that that tails moulded into a tight C shape made them easier to wear under clothes as straighter J shaped designs would make an obvious bulge in tight clothes and shift around more freely during movement.

The final results were that it’s inescapable. Not only did the samples show fecal mater and bacteria in every location in the bathroom regardless of lid position, but it found comparable levels in every place they tested. The world is just shit in different forms.

While I can’t vouch for the in person details, sex toys were a hyperfixation for me because I was going to open a sex shop myself. My findings were that around 86% of full silicon egg vibrators use comparable motors. So when the shop owner said it won’t bring you to orgasm, that’s scam language. They were looking for the upsell. Now, like someone else said, good reciever is the make or break here, a lot of the remote only models we tested just had a single wire loop for an antenna, which is not reliable and prone to breaking in use. If you’re planning for anything other than personal use in a bedroom setting, look for Bluetooth compatibility. Lastly, some other things to consider are charging style and battery life. Battery life is an obvious, if you take longer you’re going to be pretty peeved if it dies. As for chargers, I found that bare contacts will corode over time and models with rubber caps that cover a USB mini are worthless. Possibly the best option I’ve seen across the board was using 1.5mm mono audio jack that pushed through a raised silicone nipple. The seal was reliable at 2.5m water depth (deepest pool we could find locally), the cord itself was durable and easily sourced if you needed a new one, and the interface was waterproof enough that my test subject could charge it during use. All of this is to say, price isn’t really a good tell. You’re better off looking for something that’s well reviewed and fits your needs.

He actually means knave. Let the sevants get sticky.

Nobody here likes AI or advertisements. Post Corn or get the fuck out.

My 3d printer is half 3d printed and a fourth recycled garbage. I’ve laid hands on every single part in her and hopefully soon I’ll replace the box as a whole with a vintage tv cabinet and finally put a 30cm heated bed in her. The only thing I can’t replace is the thermistor because I don’t know how to program for a modem one.

What’s a ship that never sinks? Friendship!

“Remember that one video where the guy stuck a dong to a 4th floor window? How do we market that to families?”

Sam Walton, founder of Walmart, was the guy that coined the phrase, “the customer is always right.” The thing is, he doesn’t mean on the micro level. It was to combat the idea that consumers were ignorant of what they wanted to buy and needed the corperate executive to tell them. Walton accurately surmised that if you didn’t sell the product customers wanted, regardless of your opinions, they’d just buy it from your competitors. Unfortunately, every entitled dickbag hears the phrase and thinks it means them specifically. An example of the original intention is when an executive decides we need AI in a product and that leads to a drop in purchases. The right thing would be to recognize the market does not want AI in that product and roll back the change.

Spaghetti goat control is the chinese bootleg of goat simulator.

Very close! It's a 3d printed nozzle for a concrete printing machine. The nozzle is a nude shrek in a sitting position, his face is attached to the machine and the concrete comes out his ass.

Way cooler than human boxing.

Finally we’re getting to the Real Steel era!

Bro, imagine entering into a permanently binding contract that requires you to live with someone and share in their every moment for the rest of your life, but you hate them.