RxBrad

I have given the dog lady my money.

Now I'm on a list.

(Also, dogs got a lot more expensive since I bought my last pup 20 years ago.)

I was birthed from George Lucas's chin.

The official RxBrad account on Mastodon of the U.S. Winter Olympic Team.

Everyone check out my brand new Bitcoin Miner .. I mean, Discord replacement.

Definitely not a Bitcoin Miner.

Install it on all of your devices!

No double-butt-touching allowed.

I absolutely despise this labyrinth of dark patterns that Microsoft throws at people every few months with their "updates"... I think I had to decline a literal dozen attempts to sell me crap.

#microsoft #MicroSlop #Windows #enshittification

I have obtained my VC funding from Saudi Arabia, and now I can purchase the entire worldwide supply of Cheesy Gordita Crunches. Then I will sell them at one MILLION dollars each!

My friends in the government have promised to look the other way.

Bow before me, peasants!