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Reverse italics would work so well. However I feel like to be truly good sarcasm, it needs to fly over someone’s head.

While living within it? No. Your options are too go completely off grid, and homestead. Or to start a revolution and brutally enforce anti capitalist laws. Even then, you’re bound to some system of trade. But if you can cut yourself off from financial institutions you’re doing pretty well.

Memeologists do memeology. Memeographers do memeograms.

John Deere ztracks have replacement part lists I managed to find on a retailer website. Most of the parts for mowers are off the shelf anyway, I would imagine the power supply stuff is off the shelf too.

bro have you TASTED this boot?!

The shrimp fortells. The shrimp knows all. In three days hence. Shrimp knows

Right. Only 30% of eligible voters voted for him.

That’s Tennessee. Iowa’s is ‘take the cob outcher mouth before you kiss my ass’

Well the children who can’t vote don’t seem to like him that much

Ok. Only 30% of us voted for him. Is that better?

Half of us didn’t.

137 school children dead today in a drive by Tylenol attack on an ICE detention center. We’ll have word from the president when he wakes up from his nap.

I love corm

9/11 was convenient, but 90% of what happened was already happening at the time. Bush was planning on invading Iraq as soon as he got elected. The housing crisis was set in motion by Clinton, and exacerbated by Bush. LA had already built the blueprint for a militarized police state with the Olympics in 84. This shit was coming.

I’ll do it right now. Not my thing but I feel like the artist wants me to.

I think Sonic will be doing most of the inserting here

Kind of depends on what you’re looking for. Most of this is going to be based on my own experience, your mileage may very. I managed to reverse my own metabolic disorder with this stuff. It’s worth noting that you don’t need to be 0 carb. You need to be dramatically lower carb than most people are typically eating. If you get less than 100 carbs a day you’re doing pretty well. Anything less than 50 is pretty dramatic and you’ll need to eat a LOT of green veggies to give your brain some fuel. I did that for a few years and had no issues but it’s not a great place to start. If you’re in to baking there’s a huge community of low carb content creators and substitutes for traditional products. Allulose, Erythritol, xylitol, and monk fruit are all available in various forms as sugar substitutes. I find that a blend of almond and coconut flour gets you close on recipes that don’t need much gluten. Note that xylitol breaks down at high temperatures and is better as a sweetener for things that are cold. If you just want a fuckin candy bar, Think brand has a few options that are marketed as being Keto. Which may or may not be bullshit, keto and low carb are related but not necessarily the same. It did however, not have much glycemic impact. La tortilla factory has decent low carb tortillas that are the lowest impact. Mission makes better tortillas that are low carb, but not as low carb. By all accounts however the mission low carb tortillas are fine for people who actively monitor their blood glucose. I use Isopure zero carb protein powder and make protein shakes that are indistinguishable from a milkshake. I think Justin’s peanut butter only has peanuts and oil as ingredients. No added sugar. I’ve found that a blend of soy sauce, rice vinegar, gochujang, sesame oil and a few cloves of chopped garlic gets you pretty close to a traditional “Chinese” style sauce. If you’re desperate for Chinese food. If it’s not sweet enough you can add a little artificial sweetener listed above. I’m sure I could go on. If there’s a specific low carb thing you’re looking for I might have a recommendation. Unless it’s bread. Get used to using tortillas if you need bread. There is no good low carb bread. It can’t be done. I’ve been living low carb for 5+ years now. I lost 100ish pounds in about 18 months. I’ve maintained that weight, plus a few holiday pounds, for the remainder of that time. I have slowly reintroduced some carbs and haven’t seen a return of metabolic syndrome yet.

If only I could cycle in my town without fear of death from every direction

There are now, fortunately, plenty of low carb, low glycemic products that are a lifesaver when you have cravings. 5 years ago navigating the world without sugar was a nightmare but these days it’s much easier. You can’t really go out to eat, people will get offended when you turn down food they’ve offered, but you can do it.