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Steven Heywood

@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard

Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians.

https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com

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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · 4d ago

Our bank notes are routinely redesigned and replaced to keep a step ahead of counterfeiters, which is how Churchill replaced Elizabeth Fry who replaced George Stephenson who replaced the Duke of Wellington.

Nigel was probably over in the U.S. slagging off the United Kingdom to audiences of people Winston Churchill fought against in World War Two when the independent Bank of England — not the government — had a public consultation on what should be on our bank notes. The will of the people was that it should be wildlife.

Wouldn't it be great if politicians got this worked up about child poverty, environmental crisis or Donald Trump ordering the bombing and killing of schoolchildren to divert attention from the ones he and his buddies fucked.

#UKPolitics
#FivePoundNote

https://www.thepoke.com/2026/03/12/farage-wants-to-overturn-the-woke-will-of-the-people-who-voted-for-banknotes-to-feature-animals-instead-of-historical-figures/?utm_medium+pic=null

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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · 5d ago

Toilets and Cressida.

#PlumbingBooksOrPlays #HashtagGames

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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 09, 2026
Just had another variation of the "OMG! That's Chinese tech! You know the Chinese government uses it to spy on you, don't you?" conversation. My response was: yes, very likely. And I'm also using software and Internet platforms and social media that I know US techbro corporations are using to spy on me. And you know what? While I'm entirely out of sympathy with both of them, when it comes to our survival on the little blue marble we temporarily call home of the two I distrust the Chinese government the least because at least it behaves like it's got some fucking skin in the game.
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 07, 2026
That thing where the hot water bottle on your knees finally works and the joints stop hurting then you have an increasingly frustrating fifteen minutes' 'phone call and end up giving in and limp round to your father's to demonstrate that no, motor racing isn't on the football channel.
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 07, 2026
There's a bloke at the front of this bus doing a creditable impersonation of La Dame Aux Camelias and it's me who's wearing the face mask.
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 07, 2026
@hedders@mas.to @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk Even as we type techbros are buying hedgerows left, right and centre in preparation for the monetization of muddy smut.
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 05, 2026
'“Scheming aliens undermining our values” is a narrative built across a century and more, originally by antisemites. It has been drilled into our heads as if it were an incontrovertible truth.' #UKPolitics #Immigration https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/05/shabana-mahmood-immigrants-britain-history
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 02, 2026
I can't help thinking MacDonalds would have been better advised to disinter Fred Pontin to give the beef product a shaky double thumbs-up for half a minute. https://www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/ceo-of-mcdonalds-unconvincing-pretence-of-enjoying-their-new-burger-garron-noone-nailed-it/
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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 02, 2026
'In a crowded and overheated bar towards the end of the evening a few months ago, I received some strange parenting advice from one of those “Labour strategist” types. 'We were discussing – maybe arguing – over the government’s position on Gaza. Eventually I asked if he could provide me with a decent explanation to give my son who had shown me stuff on his phone a couple of days earlier about how Israeli army officers were still being trained by Britain’s military. “Here’s what you say to your son,” began his reply, followed by a portentous pause that made me lean in closer. “You should tell him to fuck off.”' #UKPolitics #Labour https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/feb/28/keir-starmer-response-gorton-denton-debacle
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 02, 2026
#ColdWarSteve on the latest influx of refugees fleeing foreign conflicts. #UKPolitics #Refugees
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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 02, 2026
"Reform UK leader Nigel Farage voted by post." Your occasional reminder that any time Farage and his attack puppets start banging on about the iniquity of anything you don't have to look far to find Nigel benefiting from it. Sadly, his fan base don't care and just lap up his Poundland Trump antics regardless of the potential impact on their lives. #UKPolitics #ReformUK #PostalVoting https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4ngpn4gljgo
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 01, 2026
An extended #SilentSunday to mark the start of Meteorological Spring. #LandscapePhotography https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/03/backdrops-winter-2026.html
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 01, 2026
Mandarin ducks at Etherow Country Park. #Birdwatching #EtherowCountryPark https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/02/etherow-country-park.html
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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 01, 2026
A visit to Widnes. #Birdwatching #Widnes #SpikeIsland https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/02/widnes.html
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 28, 2026
Student there been sold a Teletubby costume with "CC" embroidered on the front. Mate, you're dressed up as Steve Bell's Captain Condom.
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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 27, 2026
It's just this moment hit me how depressed I would have been had Matt Goodwin become an MP.
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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 26, 2026
When plans go awry and you end up having a pretty decent walk round Cutacre Country Park. #Birdwatching #CutacreCountryPark https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/02/cutacre.html
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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 26, 2026
This is extremely well done. https://www.thepoke.com/2026/02/26/the-team-usa-hockey-captains-a-response-to-donald-trumps-sexist-joke-was-the-sort-of-statesmanship-trump-can-only-dream-of/
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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 26, 2026
How true those words are, even today. https://youtube.com/watch?v=sfEX9PFWgfU&si=Uf9d43dEvaGoXg2A
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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 26, 2026

Lost 19th century film by Méliès discovered at the Library | Timeless

https://blogs.loc.gov/loc/2026/02/lost-19th-century-film-by-melies-discovered-at-the-library/

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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 26, 2026
A visit to Martin Mere. #Birdwatching #Burscough #MartinMere https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/02/martin-mere.html
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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 25, 2026
One of those days where the genius of wearing mud-coloured trousers asserts itself. Mind you, this time of year if they aren't mud-coloured when I go out, they are when I get back home.
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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 24, 2026
That thing where you're walking down a Lancashire road in February and you get a "are you sure?" note flagged up on your record of a common gull but not the eight cattle egrets prancing round in the field by your side. #Birdwatching
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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 23, 2026
Overheard whole I'm waiting for my dad to come out from his cataract operation: Woman: "How did you get on?" Man: "They said I'm to do no washing-up for a month." Woman: "You're going to hate it when you get round to the bottom of the pile then."
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Steven Heywood
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 23, 2026
'Tackling the climate crisis and making people’s homes more comfortable isn’t “stupid”, as Reform likes to claim – it’s common sense, especially here. One in three households in Gorton and Denton live in fuel poverty. Insulating homes would keep people warm in winter, cool in summer and slash bills. We’ve got some of the leakiest homes in Europe – as I know full well from working on hundreds of them.' #UKPolitics #GortonAndDenton https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/feb/23/gorton-and-denton-byelection-greens-reform-manchester
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 23, 2026
Pottering about on a sunny Sunday afternoon. #Birdwatching #IrlamLocks https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/02/pottering-about.html
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 22, 2026
It's four hours later and I *still* can't work out how my dad telling me how much he'd been enjoying the Winter Olympics and how three of the four-man bobsleigh team are, essentially, ballast seamlessly and immediately became his weekly explanation of the offside rule circa 1958. I think he does it on purpose to weird me out.
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 21, 2026
'The vacuum Trump is leaving in the White House needs to be filled, and it’s being filled by “enablers” rather than people who might “[moderate] some of his more extreme impulses.” 'Or, as someone less committed to euphemism euthanasia might put it, it’s being filled by utter ghouls' #Trump #USPolitics https://c.im/@cdarwin/115674737765726254
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 20, 2026
A couple of Wirral walks. #Birdwatching #WestKirby #NewBrighton https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/02/wirral.html
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 20, 2026
'The losses “accumulated year after year”, driven by uncertainty, new trade friction and the deliberate unravelling of economic integration. 'The hidden cost inside firms was staggering. Nearly one in ten CFOs spent more than six hours a week for years dealing with Brexit fallout – time and money burned on preparing for what Webster calls “economic sabotage”, instead of growth or innovation.' #UKPolitics #UKEconomy #Brexit https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/business-economics/economics/the-economic-cost-of-brexit-has-just-been-laid-bare-and-its-devastating-403099/
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 19, 2026
Utter respect to Bedford Council. https://www.thepoke.com/2026/02/19/this-hilariously-sarcastic-and-well-informed-bedford-council-comeback-is-a-masterclass-in-handling-bigots/
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 18, 2026
'AI mistakenly folded in some dialogue from the Disney movie The Princess and the Frog into a police report because the movie was playing in the background as an officer’s body camera was recording. '“That’s when we learned the importance of correcting these AI-generated reports,” he said.' #AI https://www.vice.com/en/article/an-ai-generated-police-report-claimed-a-cop-transformed-into-a-frog/
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 17, 2026
Does anyone know if the bookies are offering odds on 30p Lee being given the Pretend Shadow Secretary Of State For Dominions Affairs? #30pLee #ReformUK #UKPolitics https://www.thepoke.com/2026/02/17/nigel-farage-just-announced-his-pretend-shadow-cabinet-and-the-joke-is-very-much-on-lee-anderson/
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 17, 2026
That unnerving thing where you walk down the road and discover the undertaker's is now The Rhubarb Club.
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 17, 2026
A bit of a twitch at Lymm. #Birdwatching #Lymm https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/02/lymm.html
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Stevenheywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 16, 2026
Wankers Of The World have been guerilla advertising on the tube again. #USPolitics #USTourism
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Stevenheywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 15, 2026
Tech company developers be like: "You've been using our products for twenty years to you know we care about improving your user experience and boosting your productivity. That's why we're adding two extra keystrokes, a dialogue box and an additional screen to this operation and why periodically we'll ask you if you want to avail yourself of our cloud services with the options 'Yes' and 'Ask me again when I'm concentrating on getting urgent work done'. And why, at random intervals, we'll remotely resize buttons, overlap them, or just plain reposition them entirely to show you we've done an upgrade. And also why our keystroke monitoring algorithm will identify when you've hit a productive train of thought and knock it off the rails with a thirty second advert for a Candy Crush knock-off. And don't forget, for just an extra fifty dollars a month you can have us temporarily not inject random stolen content into all your work." #UX #TechDevelopment
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Stevenheywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 13, 2026
In a sane and just world I'd be able to claim these sparrows as dependents for tax purposes.
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 13, 2026
The Green Party's Ellie Chowns on the BBC's weekly Reform Politicians Showcase managing to squeeze her point in between interruptions and doing an excellent job of pointing out that the problems in the UK are the fault of successive governments under investing in the country while rich people lobby for changes then swan off to avoid the consequences. #UKPolitics #GreenParty #BBCQT https://www.thepoke.com/2026/02/13/green-partys-ellie-chowns-calling-out-nadine-dorries-terrible-take-on-immigration/
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 12, 2026
#ColdWarSteve on racism at Manchester United. #JamesRatcliffe
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 12, 2026
I'm all in favour of people calling out Jim Ratcliffe for the hypocrisy of his slagging off tax-paying immigrants to the UK while sucking on the teat of the UK public purse after having emigrated to Monaco to dodge his taxes, but Keir Starmer's is probably not the best voice to do it after his "Island of strangers" shit. #JimRatcliffe #EverydayRacism
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Stevenheywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 12, 2026
Pottering about on a dreary day. #NewMills https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/02/dreich.html
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Stevenheywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 12, 2026
A trip to the seaside. #Birdwatching #ColwynBay https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/02/colwyn-bay.html
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Stevenheywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 11, 2026
A lazy old man's toddle round Elton Reservoir and Moses Gate Country Park. #Birdwatching #EltonReservoir #MosesGateCountryPark https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/02/greater-manchester-bumper-bundle.html
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Stevenheywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 11, 2026
Nothing says "Defenders of free speech," and "We're not Fascist, honestly," like threatening to close down a university because some students won't let a politician gatecrash one of their club meetings. #UKPolitics #ReformUK #30pLee https://www.thepoke.com/2026/02/11/lee-anderson-threatened-a-university-whose-debating-society-banned-reform-uk-and-was-given-a-lesson-hell-never-forget/
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Stevenheywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 11, 2026
"Ignore the smears," is never good advice from a Health Secretary. #UKPolitics #Labour #WesStreeting https://www.thepoke.com/2026/02/11/wes-streetings-attempt-to-distance-himself-from-peter-mandelson-caused-an-avalanche-of-brutal-mockery/?utm_medium+pic=null
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Stevenheywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 09, 2026

"For the U.K. to finally move on, it must choose not to live in lies — especially the ones that fueled Brexit.

"And yet, both of the U.K.’s main political parties, Labour and the Conservatives, are treating Brexit as a sacred cow rather than grappling with the enormity of its failure."

#UKPolitics
#Brexit

https://www.politico.eu/article/time-for-brexit-reckoning-uk-eu-relationship/

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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 09, 2026
There's a definite whiff of damp sheep coming from this cap this morning. The last time it got this wet it took half a can of Febreze before I could walk round Bolton Bus Station without arousing suspicion.
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Stevenheywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 02, 2026
#ColdWarSteve on the preferred outcome. #EpsteinFiles
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Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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Steven Heywood
Steven Heywood
@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk

Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians. https:// heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.c om

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@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 02, 2026
Yeah, bring it on. Let's see a U.S. politician try to get elected without being able to throw megabucks at messaging, run attack ads on TV, or have an army of paid volunteers canvassing for them. #UKPolitics #USPolitics https://www.thepoke.com/2026/02/02/a-las-vegas-man-said-if-only-an-american-stood-for-parliament-in-the-uk-theyd-be-pm-within-five-years-13-homegrown-smackdowns-that-make-you-proud-to-be-british/
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