One thing that the proliferation of AI adverts has done, it has made me much more likely to shop in actual shops and much less likely to shop online.
New brands and new companies and people making stuff by hand I don't trust any of it anymore it's all AI.
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My daughter gave me the loveliest Mother's Day card where she thanked me for being a good mum and helping her to become a good mum which obviously made me cry.
More importantly she also bought me sea monkeys, because I bloody love sea monkeys, (and you don't need to tell me that they were invented by a Nazi I'm very aware of that, he's also dead.)
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Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Dan Caine Hold a Press Briefing > U.S. Department of War > Transcript | U.S. Department of War
Dangerous religious nutters "Blessed be the Lord, my rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle. He is my loving God..."
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Deepseek ai is free and open source. So why are other ai models more popular?
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I'm at the launderette. It's really busy. A dryer finished so someone emptied it to use the dryer, the person who owns the clothes isn't here though. 3 ladies are chatting and folding the clothes. No one knows each other. It's all rather lovely.
Who knew that sitting in the launderette showed you a sweet side of life.
Also there's a man here unsure how to do the wash, he asked me for help, and promised he wasn't a weirdo. He's not a weirdo and now lots of the women are helping him too.
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Dear BBC why the fuck is Farage on my tv AGAIN. I don't care what he thinks about the war in Iran. Ask someone else.
Are you shagging Farage? Just fucking stop. 🐸
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Time Out Worldwide: Five classic red double-decker Routemaster London buses are going up for sale.
The TfL owned Routemasters, which were built around 1960, are expected to fetch between £20,000 and £30,000 at auction
#news
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Culture appropriation never used to bother me — hummus changed everything
The thing is, the word hummus literally means chickpea in Arabic. If there’s no chickpea, it’s not hummus. It’s just a dip.
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When you make a bacon sandwich how many slices of bacon do you put in the sandwich? I'm thinking about back bacon not the skinny skinny streaky bacon. (though streaky bacon lovers may answer).
Also I'm not asking how many you think should be in the sandwich I'm asking how many you actually put in a sandwich when you make it
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London private members' club hiring 'butter sommelier' with 'encyclopaedic knowledge of toast'
How very British.
#toast
https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/london-private-members-butter-sommelier-pembroke-club-5HjdTZs_2/
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Greens did it. They won the by election . Reform in second place (boo) then Labour.
Phew 💚
#greenparty #green #HopeNotHate
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Gorton and Denton by-election: why every vote will count - BBC News
Last year's parliamentary by-election in Runcorn and Helsby was decided by just six votes with Reform UK gaining their first MP in the North West.
I'm so worried. I can't bear the thought of smug Nigel
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Oldest Fossilized Butthole Found in 290-Million-Year-Old Reptile
https://www.sciencealert.com/oldest-fossilized-butthole-found-in-290-million-year-old-reptile
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Do you currently have access to ginger cake? #poll #PleaseBoost
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UK actual and anomaly maps - Met Office
Guess what. It's wetter than ever
https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/research/climate/maps-and-data/uk-actual-and-anomaly-maps
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The Guardian: ‘He is an animal’: Jack Hughes loses teeth then scores Olympic ice hockey winner for US.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/22/jack-hughes-teeth-olympic-ice-hockey-final-goal
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Variety: BAFTAs Host Alan Cumming Asks for ‘Understanding’ as Tourette Syndrome Campaigner John Davidson Shouts ‘Strong Language’ and Slurs at Winners and Presenters
A number of outbursts could be heard throughout the BAFTA ceremony, including “shut the fuck up” being shouted during an introductory speech from BAFTA chair Sara Putt and “fuck you” when the directors of “Boong,” which won the BAFTA for best children’s and family film, accepted their award. During another outburst, the audience inside the BAFTAs heard Davidson shout the n-word when Michael B, Jordan and Delroy Lindo presented the award for best visual effects
#tourettesyndrome #news #baftas #disability
https://variety.com/2026/film/awards/alan-cumming-john-davidson-i-swear-outbursts-1236669691/
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What's that place where you go to get your clothes washed? #poll #pleaseBoost
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One star? This is literally the best review I've seen of @Vivaldi@social.vivaldi.net ever! @vagina_museum@masto.ai
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Making Money - Sir Terry Pratchett
Whoever said you can’t fool an honest man wasn’t one.’
The Royal Bank of Ankh-Morpork is facing a crisis and needs a shake-up in management. Cue Moist von Lipwig, Postmaster General and former con artist. If anyone can rescue the city’s ailing financial institution, it’s him. He doesn’t really want the job, but the thing is, he doesn’t have a choice.
Moist has many problems to solve as part of his new role: the chief cashier is almost certainly a vampire, the chairman needs his daily walkies, there’s something strange happening in the cellar, and the Royal Mint is running at a loss.
Moist begins making some ambitious changes . . . and some dangerous enemies. Because money is power and certain stakeholders will do anything to keep a firm grip on both . . .
Making Money is the second book in the Moist von Lipwig series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order