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American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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Angie
@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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all i want for xmas
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over the heritage foundation
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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The US deserves everything that's coming for it.
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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Every single person on the "DOGE Team" needs to be tried for treason.
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“To all influencers and other tax exiles in Dubai, the tax authorities wish you a safe return to France”
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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@kravietz "Sorry, returning expats, France is full."
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Brazil is mandating that all operating systems have age verification within two weeks.
Something seriously fucked up is afoot. The Global Epstein Class is working hard to clamp down on our freedom of speech and yank the modern printing press out of our hands.
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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You really, really, really, REALLY need to ditch Windows.
https://tech4gamers.com/windows-12-reportedly-relasing-2026-modular-ai-focused-os/
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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if you don't got mojo nixon
then your store can use some fixin
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@angiebaby@mas.to
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@rbreich@masto.ai Please include alt text for the vision impaired. I refuse to boost anything that isn't accessible.
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He vomits all over my new rug
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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You want to know what I think about ID Verification?
Release the unredacted Epstein Files so we can ID-verify all of the billionaire child-sex traffickers who slither amongst us so they can receive the full penalty for their crimes against humanity.
Until then, I intend to violate every law you try to put between me and my First, Fourth and Fifth Amendment rights.
Eat shit, pedophile protectors. I am not the criminal.
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#FuckTrumpCrimeSyndicate #impeachandremovedonaldtrump #trumpforprison
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@angiebaby@mas.to
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Heads up: This is a self-described "dada news and satire" "comedy" website.
https://halfwaypost.com/2026/02/19/europes-epstein-prosecutors-americans-will-greet-us-as-liberators/
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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DO NOT VISIT THE UNITED STATES.
IF YOU HAVE PLANS, CANCEL THEM.
IF YOU HAVE A NON-REFUNDABLE TICKET, CONSIDER IT AN ACCEPTABLE LOSS.
YOUR LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT.
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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there are more of us than there are of them.
There are more of us than there are of them.
There are More of Us Than There Are of Them.
THERE ARE MORE OF US THAN THERE ARE OF THEM.
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Brutal and utterly deserved. Cook’s been such a disappointment. https://www.thedailybeast.com/billionaire-ceos-slammed-for-schmoozing-trump-at-monsters-ball-after-va-nurse-killing/
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@angiebaby@mas.to
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Every billionaire has committed at least one crime which would put you or I in prison for the rest of our lives.
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Current snow forecast for DC is for up to about 20" over the weekend, which is double the level at which cannibalism becomes temporarily legal under local law.
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@angiebaby@mas.to
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RE: https://mas.to/@angiebaby/115942270408871998
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If you are in need of food, the following Democrats may be consumed:
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@angiebaby@mas.to We have grace now. We don't have to follow those rules from Leviticus that weren't about saving your grace.
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@crazyeddie@mastodon.social Jesus himself said, Whatever you do unto the least of these, you have done it to me. Matthew 22. Thou shalt love the Lord your God, and love your neighbor as yourself. Jesu
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@angiebaby@mas.to You don't want that grace crap anyway if it's not got anything to do with treating people decent. One would think that a person would look at that and say, "Well, what are the laws t
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@angiebaby@mas.to
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@crazyeddie@mastodon.social So ... how many Points?
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@crazyeddie@mastodon.social Jesus himself said, Whatever you do unto the least of these, you have done it to me. Matthew 22. Thou shalt love the Lord your God, and love your neighbor as yourself. Jesu
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@angiebaby@mas.to You don't want that grace crap anyway if it's not got anything to do with treating people decent. One would think that a person would look at that and say, "Well, what are the laws t
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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@crazyeddie@mastodon.social Yes, Eddie. Four times. The entire book. RSV, NIV, NASB, and NKJV.
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@angiebaby@mas.to We have grace now. We don't have to follow those rules from Leviticus that weren't about saving your grace.
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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Jesus himself said, Whatever you do unto the least of these, you have done it to me. Matthew 22.
Thou shalt love the Lord your God, and love your neighbor as yourself. Jesus said that, too. Same book, same chapter. He said all of the Law and Prophets hung on just these two things.
Jesus also held up the Good Samaritan as an example.
Argue with the guy who died for your sins, not me. He apparently thought you were worthy of the sacrifice.
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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Please, as an American I am begging you: If you have plans to visit the US, cancel them. Cancel them, cancel them, cancel them. If the ticket is not refundable, consider it a small loss compared to the potential loss of your freedom.
This is not hyperbole. Stay safe, stay alive, avoid America like the bubonic plague.
I would leave the US forever if it were possible.
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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Capitalism doesn't give you nice things.
Capitalism lets you rent increasingly mediocre things.
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@angiebaby@mas.to the Republican party is just 3 pedos in a trench coat
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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The Republican Party is one guy trying to get three kids in a trenchcoat into a Motel 6.
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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I think we need to have more re-enactments of the Confederacy surrendering in defeat.
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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@angiebaby@mas.to
American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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Weird how all the people who said, "Not everyone who disagrees with you is a Nazi" all turned out to be Nazis.
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