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Angus McIntyre

@angusm@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.6.0-nightly.2026-03-12

I play with words, cameras & computers

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Joined November 25, 2016
Science-Fiction/Fantasy Writing:
https://angus.pw
Photography & More:
https://raingod.com
Travel/Photo Blog:
https://disoriented.net
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en (native) / fr, it (fluent) / es, nl (some)

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@angusm@mastodon.social · 3d ago

The fact that the British defense attaché to the United Arab Emirates is called Group Captain Sandy Sandilands is proof that this season's writers are just getting lazier and lazier.

Humanity is fast closing in on our "Game of Thrones, Season 8” moment, and the chaotic season finale of “A Planet Called Earth” is just going to leave our audience in the rest of the galaxy furious and disappointed.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/03/10/raf-chief-sandy-sandilands-leads-british-desert-sorties/

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@angusm@mastodon.social · Mar 06, 2026
The Mongo Atlas control panel has an orange warning stripe this morning that reads: "Impaired cluster operations - AWS me-central-1 (United Arab Emirates) and AWS me-south-1 (Bahrain). [Click here for details]” Normal times, normal times …
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When the Coroner of the Universe completes the death certificate for the United States, the listed cause of death will simply be: Donald Trump. No single human being has done more harm to this nation
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Mar 06, 2026
@ScottEdelman@wandering.shop @cstross@wandering.shop “At the age of almost 250 years, after a lengthy illness, the United States succumbed to a terminal case of Big Man Syndrome. This condition occurs when a so-called 'big man', usually an individual of no real worth or talent, infects the organs of state. Rapid metastatic growth follows until the nation's health is critically compromised and death is inevitable. The US is survived, for the moment, by the concept of democracy. Donations in lieu of flowers.”
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Mar 05, 2026

If you're skeptical about vibe-coding, consider that the US military is reportedly using Claude for mission-planning and target selection, so they are literally vibe-warring.

Can't imagine how that could go wrong in any way that matters.

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AS I KEEP REPEATING ENDLESSLY—(no, not "with the Right it's *always* projection, although yes, that too)—*do not trust* an oviparous lagomorph, lagomorphs are universally viviparous, an oviparous one
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Mar 02, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop "OK, children, what do we do when we see a giant, man-sized rabbit-like abomination that lays eggs? … No, ‘we collect up the eggs and pop them in our mouths' is the WRONG answer. The correct answer is ‘We kill it with fire.’ That will be all for today. And don't forget to take your flamethrowers as you leave the classroom.”
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AS I KEEP REPEATING ENDLESSLY—(no, not "with the Right it's *always* projection, although yes, that too)—*do not trust* an oviparous lagomorph, lagomorphs are universally viviparous, an oviparous one
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@cstross@wandering.shop There are absolutely no levels of biologically suss stuff going on here.
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Mar 02, 2026
@isaackuo@spacey.space @cstross@wandering.shop I told you giving Dr. Moreau access to CRISPR was a bad idea, but did anyone listen?
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 28, 2026
Here's a scenario to consider: 1. Xi Jinping decides the time is right to invade Taiwan. 2. With many US forces concentrated in the Middle East, & cruise missiles & smart bombs in reduced supply, the US can’t respond effectively. 3. The invasion of Taiwan, successful or not, cuts off US access to advanced chips (90% made in Taiwan) 4. US tech stocks are wiped out, the US economy goes into freefall. 5. US becomes Russia 2.0: a failed state with a mad dictator, nukes & an economy in shreds.
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 27, 2026

Now that an Australian biotech company has successfully demonstrated "Doom" running on human braincells, I think we have to acknowledge the possibility that human beings might one day be capable of thought.

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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 21, 2026

I did wonder vaguely why feathers kept floating up past my window.

Eventually I looked out and found this individual enjoying a pigeon lunch on my neighbor's air conditioner.

#birds #BirdsOfMastodon #hawks #HawksOfMastodon

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Mad fantasy-fic idea: what if even death is no escape from the law, and contracts signed in life remain binding after shuffling off this mortal coil? In this setting, all contract lawyers are necroman
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 21, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop "The Victorians were onto something with their debtors' prison. So I'd like to introduce you to a little concept we're working on. It's called debtors' Hell …”
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 15, 2026

For #caturday, two more black-and-white cats from the cat colony by the Ponte del Risorgimento in Rome. Smol kitten is apprehensive about the camera-toting stranger, big cat is unimpressed.

#cats #CatsOfMastodon

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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 14, 2026

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The dungeon’s pitch black
You've been eaten by a grue.

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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 12, 2026
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 09, 2026

The commits were coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 09, 2026

It's negative-something degrees out, so going outside requires layering up in your warmest clothes.

The orange cat, who is not the sharpest knife in the feline drawer, thinks that snowpants and winter jackets are terrifying monsters that swallow human beings (and probably cats).

The worst part is that he can hear my partner's voice, muffled by her scarf, coming from INSIDE THE MONSTER, and she's obviously been swallowed whole & is crying out for help, and he DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

#cats

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Welp, new album by KMFDM just dropped and Sasha's getting angry and political again, in a good way!
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 09, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop I've always assumed that Sasha wakes up angry and political and just gets steadily angrier and more political as the day goes by. Mind you, one of the funnier things I've seen was at a KMFDM concert when some guy crowd-surfing ended up fully upside down, with just his legs waving above the heads of the crowd, and even Sasha was unable to stop himself smiling.
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 09, 2026

RE: @verge@mastodon.social

Starting in March, I guess I won’t be using Discord.

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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 08, 2026

"Donate your Sky Miles so that people unlawfully abducted by the mad dictator’s heartless goon squad can get home to their families” is a dystopian flourish so absurdly over-the-top that even I would have rejected it as a plot element in my fiction.

And yet here we are.

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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 07, 2026

So the OS upgrade went well but it removed a Python version that one of the APIs depended on and redeploying for the new version required me to rewrite an old ansible playbook because ansible's moved on too and that revealed that GitHub's server fingerprint has changed and part of the API turns out to depend on a feature of flask that has been deprecated, but it's in scaffolded code so I have no idea what it does or how and if you want me I’ll be over here slowly walking into the sea.

#TechDebt

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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 07, 2026

For #caturday, this cat is from the same Roman cat colony as the cat I posted last week. I'm pretty sure that they're related.

#cats #CatsOfMastodon

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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 06, 2026
Is there a Scottish RATM tribute band called Radge Against the Machine and if not, why not?
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Feb 05, 2026
The Washington Post's masthead now reads “Democracy Gets Shivved in the Showers”.
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Jan 31, 2026
For #caturday, this finely-whiskered individual is a member of a cat colony living by the Ponte del Risorgimento on the Tiber in Rome. Under Italian Law 281 (1991), cat colonies are legal entities with specific rights, including the right to live in their chosen location and to be protected from harm or ill-treatment. #cats #CatsOfMastodon
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Today's headlines in the Daily Express! The "Give Us a Proper Brexit" crusade calls for leaving the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), slashing red tape for businesses and enforcing a 12-mile
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Jan 31, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop Ah yes, it's “The reason why Brexit didn't work is because it wasn't REAL Brexit." It's the right-wing version of the continually-moving-the-goalposts logic that has a certain class of tankie telling you that the reason the Soviet Union wasn't paradise on Earth is because it wasn't REAL Communism (that part at least is true, but …) I assume the Real Brexiteers won't be happy until the British Empire is restored. Or not even then, because of course it won't be the REAL British Empire …
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you *must* read the Battle of the Dildo at the Minneapolis Graduate Hotel (where ICE is lodging): "The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about opti
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Jan 26, 2026
@susankayequinn@wandering.shop @cstross@wandering.shop I misspoke earlier when I said that “George Soros Bought Me a Handwarmer” was the name of my new band. After careful consideration, the name of my new band is now "Clearance-Bin Dildos”.
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Tesla convicted 18 times and ordered to pay thousands for failing to help UK police with investigations In each case, when British police officers tried to track down the details of speeding Tesla dri
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Jan 23, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop “Hello, thank you for calling Musk Industries Crime Support Line. Please press 1 if you require assistance committing motoring offenses, 2 if you wish to generate illegal pornography, or 3 for all other options. Alternatively, stay on the line and one of our agents will assist you. Your call may be monitored or recorded for LLM training purposes.”
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This is just insane: https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/jan/14/iran-protests-live-updates-trump-us-action-death-toll-protester-executions-erfan-soltani Trump wants to start a war with Iran *A
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Jan 14, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop Has the theory that Trump's a Russian sleeper agent fallen out of favor? Because breaking up NATO is one thing, but actually starting a WAR with what's left of it would really be above-and-beyond. It's that kind of ostentatious over-achieving that makes all the other sleeper agents hate you. On the bright side, Putin will probably have an aneurysm from laughing too hard, so at least we'd be rid of him.
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I think we need a better name for J. D. Vance than Couchfucker, and after due conideration I'd like to submit, for your consideration, "Beelzebubba"
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Jan 11, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop “Hellbilly”
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… THE UNITED STATES ROBOT GOVERNMENT (Why am I earwormed by Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded Ne With Science" right now?) https://mastodon.social/@jwz/115872568737668476
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Jan 10, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop @jwz@mastodon.social Chat Gee-Oh-Vee
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@KarlHeinzHasliP@climatejustice.social @cygnathreadbare@retro.pizza @cstross@wandering.shop That's only a problem if you're using it that way, the problem is that it's good at the other way. The reaso
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Jan 06, 2026
@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange @KarlHeinzHasliP@climatejustice.social @cygnathreadbare@retro.pizza @cstross@wandering.shop Even more on-brand for 2026 techbros would be “We built a machine for laundering CSAM, and now we will explain why that's good, actually.”
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Legal experts say Trump ranting about taking Venezuela oil and "running the country" undermine case against Maduro in U.S. courts
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Jan 04, 2026
@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org @cstross@wandering.shop “But if my neighbor is a villain, why would the fact that I said on live TV that I planned to rob his house while he was in jail change anything, asks baffled area man.”
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Jan 01, 2026
I'm increasingly convinced that Amazon's Kindle Store is being developed and run by people who not only don't read, but perhaps actively hate books.
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Dec 31, 2025
The brilliance of Apple's industry-leading software developers can be seen in the fact that when I used the “Remove Duplicates” function to clean up my contacts, it didn't simply make a random selection of valid, non-duplicated contacts to delete. Instead, it homed in with unerring precision on some of the most essential. A restaurant in Southern Italy that I went to once 30 years ago? We'll keep that one. My sister and my partner’s sister? Gone, gone, gone. Top marks, #apple. No notes.
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@tek@freeradical.zone Hint: try layering it on your sandwich with (a) peanut butter, OR (b) really strong mature cheddar.
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@cstross@wandering.shop People keep telling me to try it with peanut butter! Now I must, For Science™. I'm intrigued by the cheddar idea, and I'll give it a go.
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Dec 30, 2025
@tek@freeradical.zone @cstross@wandering.shop Cheddar is a good choice. Spread thin over melted butter on crumpets works too. Oddly, marmite and honey is a good combo too: sweet and salt. You really have to grow up eating Marmite. There is a critical period for acquiring a taste for it, and early exposure is essential. Note: Vegemite and Marmite cannot be substituted for each other, despite superficial similarities. Even Marmite-loving Brits find Vegemite just tastes “wrong”, and Australians feel the same way about Marmite.
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Dec 30, 2025
@llbroadwell.bsky.social @cstross@wandering.shop I think it's important that we establish a clear legal precedent on this, so we can fast forward to a @GreatDismal@mastodon.social cyberpunk future where attempting to connect to the wrong computer causes it to download a bio-cybernetic virus that eats your brain. Zip bombs today, black ICE tomorrow: our path is clear.
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Dec 29, 2025
How to make AI profitable. 1. Create tech that needs massive amounts of high-end hardware (RAM, GPUs, SSDs etc) 2. Pre-order hardware in huge quantities at current pricing 3. Spread stories about hardware shortages caused by AI 4. Wait for hardware prices to spike 5. Receive pre-ordered hardware 6. Sell hardware into retail channels at new high price Optionally: 7. Wait for prices to crash as supply catches up 8. Buy hardware for your AI projects at new low price using earnings from 6.
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My controversial take: Linux desktops peaked with KDE 3.5.x. (Gnome is a ghastly abomination and KDE's been going downhill ever since.) macOS desktops peaked with Snow Leopard (10.6). Everything since
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Desktop computer usability has been going backwards for 20 years.
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Dec 24, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop A large part of this is driven by the fact that tech corporations don't actually want to deliver a tool for you to use, they want to build a storefront on your desk. There's a basic disconnect between what users want and what vendors want. (Yes, yes, Linux, I know. But many users value the seeming convenience and simplicity of corporate products over the flexibility/control of open-source & the corporations use that as a Trojan horse to erect a shopping mall in everyone’s house).
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A thought: why do superhero fics/movies/comics NEVER address the hideous consequences of wearing a wedding ring in a universe where you might have to fight some asshole who can throw lightning bolts?
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Dec 24, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop “I’m not cheating on you, darling. But ElectroMan and Dr. Megazap are still out there making trouble, and I might have to fight them at any moment. That’s why I took off my ring.”
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Betteridge's Law clearly applies: if this growth rate were to keep up for two decades the entire planet would be covered by a shell of red-hot glowing servers expanding at close to escape velocity. ht
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Dec 16, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop And now I have a new theory about those Little Red Dots (LRDs) that the JWST has been seeing … https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_red_dot_(astronomical_object)
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Dec 14, 2025
@DelilahTech@tech.lgbt @cstross@wandering.shop I now have my new go-to exclamation: "Great pole-dancing axolotls, man! Do you have any idea what you've just done?” he exclaimed, his mustache quivering with fury.
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@angusm@mastodon.social excuse me but I am NOT putting a shoggoth in my mouth even if it's made of chocolate
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Dec 05, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop Unspeakably eldritch … but also delicious. Dilemma …
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Metaverse today, "AI" (actually just grand theft autocomplete) tomorrow. https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/115663189943069630
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Dec 05, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social The thing I like most about the Metaverse is that it flopped hard before it made it impossible to buy some entire class of hardware, like GPUs (Bitcoin) or RAM (“AI”). There’s a lot to be said for hype bubbles that pop early rather than late.
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Could be worse: he could have implanted the chip in his dick! https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/115628349141387312
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Nov 29, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop @briankrebs@infosec.exchange “If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, please consult a computer scientist.”
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Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issues Link: https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/8gmgl950y3h7 Discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45963949
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Nov 18, 2025
@hn50@social.lansky.name @cstross@wandering.shop Turns out that CDN stands for "Can't Download Nothing”.
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Nov 18, 2025
Cloudflare seems to be having some kind of oopsie (it's probably DNS. It's always DNS) right now. When you click on the link on their error page, it takes you to a page that says “Do you have a website? Anybody that runs a website should be on the Cloudflare network.” Uh, read the room, #cloudflare. When people are trying to find out why your product has shit the bed, that's not really the time to make with the marketing copy about how they really really should be using it.
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Coming in five hot minutes: first shrieks about the Home Office confiscating wedding rings and reliquaries containing locks of the hair of murdered relatives. (Which in any sane time line would lead t
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Nov 17, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop @aral@mastodon.ar.al Surprised they didn't suggest taking their gold teeth as well. That's always a good look.
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Carol Cadwalladr on the Great AI Bubble ... and, buried lede, the way the same faces in the Epstein Files keep popping up in the AI Bubble. Odd, that. https://toad.social/@wdlindsy/115560021315037492
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Nov 16, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop @wdlindsy@toad.social Is she saying that an industry that has problems with consent is heavily linked to people who are notorious for having problems with consent? Huge, if true.
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Nov 16, 2025
@evoterra@podvibes.co @cstross@wandering.shop Brb, just going to start a cult in which the existence of P. jaegerskioeldi proves the existence of God. The evolutionary advantages of copulating only in a hippo's ass are so slight, and the challenges so substantial, that it clearly couldn't be the product of evolution. It MUST be the work of a creator with all the maturity of a 14-year-old boy. “I'm gonna make a slimy bloodsucking worm that can only get it on in a hippo's asshole, hur hur hur!” "Yes, Lord. Very good.”
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Question: given that Moomins are obviously related to hippos, do they get pestered by Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldi? And if so, do they spin their tails when they shit, or have a better arse leech mi
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Nov 15, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop Hippo ass-leeches would be an interesting thing to bring up next time you find yourself talking to a creationist. I'm sure their explanation of exactly what the Almighty was thinking when he made a creature that has sexytimes exclusively in a hippo's butthole would be quite enlightening.
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@angusm@mastodon.social · Oct 26, 2025

“Hi! Your OS here! See that red badge demanding your attention?”

"What is it?”

"It's sports news! Isn't that great?”

"I don't give a shit about sports. How do I turn it off?”

"If you're not interested in sports, you can customize the alerts to show something you ARE interested in.”

"I'm interested in an OS that does what I tell it. One that works for me. That doesn't track me or try to ‘maximize engagement’ or sell me crap or nag me about using AI or whatever. Got anything for that?”

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