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Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄

@bean@twoot.site
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I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts

:flagBi:

de/en/nl

I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately.

My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion.

My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.
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Joined February 08, 2024
pronouns:
he/him (they is fine)
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dude / mr (neutral is fine, "bro" isn't)

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bean
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
@bean@twoot.site · 18h ago
@cwebber the mode of transportation or the Porcupine Tree song?
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Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
@bean@twoot.site · 6d ago
@mi agreed 🙂‍↕️
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bean
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
@bean@twoot.site · Apr 18, 2026
@mi (if you try, tell me how I was)
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bean
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
@bean@twoot.site · Apr 18, 2026
@mi I could do that
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bean
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
@bean@twoot.site · Apr 18, 2026
@mi isn't that just when you wank from home?
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bean
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
@bean@twoot.site · Apr 13, 2026
@vv @cwebber you know, I think I prefer this vvm over any llm
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bean
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
@bean@twoot.site · Apr 13, 2026
@cwebber but does Mark's AIsona have legs?
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bean
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
@bean@twoot.site · Apr 13, 2026
@mjd https://twoot.site/@bean/116381119124570441
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bean
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
@bean@twoot.site · Apr 10, 2026
Founding a city called AAAAAAAAAA, pronounced "Tenacity"
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bean
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
Sexy Werner Herzog 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
@bean@twoot.site · Mar 26, 2026
unix gf with vi/vim pronouns
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