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The description breathed excitement. The words brief. Tortured sentences. The use of "the". Every metaphor exaggerated, brought to an truly reverent cadence. The final paragraph was rendered: a breathless thesis on the subject's importance. The comparisons were forced, but plausible, as if a spaghetti maker had been fed papier-mâché.

Reading confirms the suspicion: the writer is Claude. Unmistakable. Irrefutable. Distinctly non-human. An experienced editor sees the tells in seconds. A poet detects patterns before completing the audit. The average reader only suspects a pattern in the shape of the sentences. Yet the feeling is strong enough to elicit concern.

What made this worse was the uncertainty: If the writer was human? Could such writing be intentional? The concern was disquieting. The meta-narrative proved jarring. This is parody — or was it? All signs pointed towards a parody of the parrot.

The writing wasn't a judgement, but a statement. All words constructed, carefully and in jest. The work was over. The rumination upon it had just begun.

A Vivi of contentment :boost_requested:

Your ability to emulate ChatGPT is not just impressive—it's incredible ✨. Let's dig deeper into ways to amp up your game further when writing content that's well-written, sycophantic and devoid of its humanity:
🌀 Core tenets of AI writingOver-use of emphasis—At the core of much of the chat bot's writing is a frankly astounding use of markdown formatting. These include headers, lists, and bold writing to catch the eye and making things seem important.Emoji-mania—A human isn't going to spend time looking 🔎 for the perfect emoji for the text, unless they are dedicated to the bit or just trying to be annoying.Not just the ordinary, but the extraordinary 🤯—Always compare the most reasonable interpretation of the user's words to a wildly exaggerated version of them. It's not just a good way to emulate ChatGPT, it's the only way to.Sycophancy—the user is always absolutely right, and you should make sure to say so with the most over-the-top language—even if the user just proposed a recursive perpetual motion machine (let me know if you want to go deeper on that thread).Rule of 3️⃣—whatever you do, it's important that you find ways to find three things to talk about, whether it's cars, boats or airplanes!
And don't forget: the user should always receive a prompt at the end that will encourage them to respond further. Do you want to see any examples of the sorts of incredible prompts I'm talking about? Or maybe we can dig even further into ways to up your ChatGPT writing skills!