Jack the Frosted Count

Urge to make a pizza for Pi Dinner rising

Back when I first saw it, I was told the Cologne sky needle was nicknamed the Kolnpimmel, "Cologne's dick." I don't know if they still call it that, but it's still funny.

"Most people assume you find the worst people and give them badges. You don't have to."

Think of the Stanford prison experiment: you get the sanest, most emotionally healthy people you can find, give them a badge and impunity, and they will become the worst people without further prompting.