Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
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2d ago
@davidgerard Trained on Vlad's brain farts I guess.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
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Apr 14, 2026
@georgetakei Wait six months and the father will be attending real court on charges of upskirting or sex with a minor or somesuch. Guaranteed.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Apr 12, 2026
@fesshole Take nothing but photographs, leave nothing but footprints.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Apr 08, 2026
@vees Thank God for iOS 26 and being able to screen unknown callers automatically. It's saved me wasting my time with this sort of pavlava and reduced my spam calls to almost zero. The single best iPhone feature since Face ID.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Apr 08, 2026
@fesshole Is your husband aware of this and agreeable to you doing this?
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Apr 07, 2026
@fesshole Marriage shows you how wrong you've been about everything for your entire life.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Apr 07, 2026
@nowaynews Jazz *is* the drug.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Apr 07, 2026
@humeanbeing Indeed. I've seen Austin Powers, a long time ago, and I don't recall that scene.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Apr 07, 2026
@fesshole Have you ever considered running for President of the USA, you appear eminently qualified for the job.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Apr 03, 2026
@thunderbird That's pretty much what I said to myself when I heard the astronaut say that on NASA's live feed. 🤣
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Mar 18, 2026
@david_chisnall I did something just as effective, I watched the movie. It's beyond me how anyone who watched that movie could then sign-up to Facebook or any of Meta's other services. It tells you exactly the sort of people who run those businesses and why you should avoid them like the plague.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Mar 06, 2026
SAM ALTMAN EYES
(With apologies to Jackie De Shannon, Donna Weiss and Kim Carnes)
Her hair is Haskell gold
Her LISP sweet surprise
Her hands are always cold
She's got Sam Altman eyes
She'll turn the models on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as Valley snow
She's got Sam Altman eyes
[Chorus]
And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's preconscious, and she knows just
What it takes to make the code blush
She's got Billy Gate's standoff sighs
She's got Sam Altman eyes
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll pwn you on the phone
She's got Sam Altman eyes
She'll put a debug on you
Unroll you like you were loops
Until you come out bluescreen
She's got Sam Altman eyes
[Chorus]
She'll expose you, when she snows you
Off your feet with the bits she throws you
She's ferocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make the code blush
All the boys think she's AI
She's got Sam Altman eyes
[Chorus]
And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's preconscious, and she knows just
What it takes to make the code blush
All the boys think she's AI
She's got Sam Altman eyes
[Outro]
She'll tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please you
She's got Sam Altman eyes
She'll expose you
When she snows you
She knows you
She's got Sam Altman eyes
[Thanks to Salesforce Child (https://www.instagram.com/p/DVbha-_Epsy) and @davidgerard@circumstances.run for the image]
(With apologies to Jackie De Shannon, Donna Weiss and Kim Carnes)
Her hair is Haskell gold
Her LISP sweet surprise
Her hands are always cold
She's got Sam Altman eyes
She'll turn the models on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as Valley snow
She's got Sam Altman eyes
[Chorus]
And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's preconscious, and she knows just
What it takes to make the code blush
She's got Billy Gate's standoff sighs
She's got Sam Altman eyes
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll pwn you on the phone
She's got Sam Altman eyes
She'll put a debug on you
Unroll you like you were loops
Until you come out bluescreen
She's got Sam Altman eyes
[Chorus]
She'll expose you, when she snows you
Off your feet with the bits she throws you
She's ferocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make the code blush
All the boys think she's AI
She's got Sam Altman eyes
[Chorus]
And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's preconscious, and she knows just
What it takes to make the code blush
All the boys think she's AI
She's got Sam Altman eyes
[Outro]
She'll tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please you
She's got Sam Altman eyes
She'll expose you
When she snows you
She knows you
She's got Sam Altman eyes
[Thanks to Salesforce Child (https://www.instagram.com/p/DVbha-_Epsy) and @davidgerard@circumstances.run for the image]
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
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Jan 30, 2026
@garius @Cdespinosa Oracle have the unique ability to make their enemies seem honorable, and we've developed a keen sense of fraternity. Some of my best friends have hated Oracle all their lives. My mother hates Oracle, my son hates Oracle, I hate Oracle, and this hatred has brought us together.
— With apologies to Hunter S. Thompson
— With apologies to Hunter S. Thompson
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Jan 18, 2026
@flargh@mastodon.social Amazingly, Sam Altman, the chief spruiker for the AI bubble, has no qualifications or experience in computer science. And yet trillions of dollars in investment decisions have been made by supposed experts in finance and business matters based largely on his unqualified hyperbole and unfulfilled promises.
Truly, we live in interesting times.
Truly, we live in interesting times.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Jan 18, 2026
@scalzi 2027? Oh noes! What can we all do to make it happen this year?
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Jan 14, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop Whatever it takes to shutdown the Epstein affair.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Jan 12, 2026
@scalzi In the society we've built it doesn't matter what your problem is: drugs, gambling, financial, emotional, sexual, you name it — there'll always be a flock of companies happy to indulge and exploit it in return for your money.
The worst part is that so many people accept this and believe that it's just the natural order of things, that we shouldn't even try to find another way of living.
The worst part is that so many people accept this and believe that it's just the natural order of things, that we shouldn't even try to find another way of living.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Jan 10, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop It must be frustrating for an author who's new book comes out in January, a couple of months earlier and their Christmas shopping would've been both much easier and cheaper!
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Jan 09, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop He needs that "Not Insane" stamp on his hand from The Simpsons, just in case.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Dec 23, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop And you fools thought we couldn't make Windows and Office any worse!
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Nov 28, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop That's where he should've written the password to his hand.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Nov 28, 2025
@TechConnectify My 2200W kettle is marked in litres, none of that 'breakfast cup' nonsense.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Nov 15, 2025
@Locusmag I read it two or three years ago. It's one hell of a novel, one of the most interesting and engaging I've read in years. It's really stayed with me.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Aug 05, 2025
@colincornaby This future is now at my place. Mostly.
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Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
Killa Koala
@dshan@mastodon.au
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
mastodon.au
@dshan@mastodon.au
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Feb 24, 2025
@OchmennoPodcast Also, Drax cheated at games (cards in his case). 🤔
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