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jcoglan

@jcoglan@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.6.0-nightly.2026-03-16

he/him : you may know me as @mountain_ghosts on twitter : I wrote some books you can buy from https://shop.jcoglan.com

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@jcoglan@mastodon.social · Mar 08, 2026
check out my soundcloud etc https://shop.jcoglan.com/building-git/
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@jcoglan@mastodon.social · Mar 05, 2026

me 3 months ago: £100+/mo is an unjustifiable expense for what claude does for me

me now: not sure I could live with myself knowingly giving £100+/mo to the "blow up a random school" machine

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@jcoglan@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026

this had been a script sitting in my dropbox for ages but I recently migrated my command-line totp app to escodb and put it on github https://github.com/escodb/totp

the actual totp algorithm is tiny: https://github.com/escodb/totp/blob/main/lib/totp.js

this whole app is < 80 (eighty) lines of code while escodb itself is 2,200. most of the complexity of an authenticator app is secure key storage

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@jcoglan@mastodon.social · Feb 23, 2026

ubuntu 24 doesn't open .deb files? how are you supposed to install anything?

(yes it's my first time using desktop linux for a while)

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@jcoglan@mastodon.social · Feb 23, 2026

today I got the error "Text file busy" when trying to run an executable on linux, first time I've ever seen this, and my first reaction was "what is this windows"

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@jcoglan@mastodon.social · Feb 20, 2026

RE: @baldur@toot.cafe

they're not even good now, my phone frequently fails to spot typos with a levenshtein distance of 1 from correct spelling

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@jcoglan@mastodon.social · Feb 18, 2026

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this thread from yesterday about password manager flaws is still rattling around my head. some of these things are deliberate design choices while others are "I thought you guys employed cryptographers what the hell"

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@jcoglan@mastodon.social · Feb 18, 2026

RE: @soatok@furry.engineer

"Two popular AES libraries, aes-js and pyaes, “helpfully” provide a default IV in their AES-CTR API" nope. nope nope nope

this isn't a "this is suboptimal" problem this is a "the encryption is completely pointless" problem

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@jcoglan@mastodon.social · Feb 17, 2026

RE: @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social

the thing about the median-output machines is that they reproduce the extremely common mistakes that people with actual expertise know how to avoid

put all the money into programming ergonomics research

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@jcoglan@mastodon.social · Feb 13, 2026

who called them persistent data structures and not cow tools

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@jcoglan@mastodon.social · Nov 19, 2025
no. no!
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@jcoglan@mastodon.social · Jun 01, 2025
LLMs turn your job into mostly code review, a task everyone famously loves to do and is good at
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