I did more cursed shit to a computer! This is a Lenovo ThinkPad T530, and it's running Windows 98.
WINDOWS. FUCKING. 98. That is not a typo.
This is extremely cursed and made possible by a madman who put together a package of drivers for modern hardware, SATA and NVMe support, support for more RAM, newer CPUs, and more. As in, hardware Windows 98 loses its shit over!
Check out the Win98 Quickinstall project here!
