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Ministerofimpediments

@ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.6.0-nightly.2026-04-23

Professional problem solver. Reader of logs. Technical realist.
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@ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Apr 16, 2026
@xgranade …that’s why you don’t lock a quick-release wheel…
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@ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Apr 16, 2026
@sundogplanets …totally tempted to explain to you how to do a proper flow diagram.

[which is humor…btw]
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@ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Mar 20, 2026
@vagina_museum
…and, appropriately for the Vagina museum, just like any 9 year old you look over and wonder “wow…how did that…fit through that?”
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@ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026
@NewsDesk “…and, shockingly, if you jump in a pool of water you get wet…”

He’s one of the few people who could look at *your* watch and, assuming he didn’t steal it, lie to you about what time it is.
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