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Дими́трий

@saltywizard@beige.party
mastodon 4.4.14

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless

also: 🛼 and communism!

avatar: give me slack, or give me death

banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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saltywizard
Дими́трий
@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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Дими́трий
Дими́трий
@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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@saltywizard@beige.party · 3d ago

i really dug this paragraph in @pluralistic@mamot.fr 's latest treatise on AI:

"There's a different advantage to confining your concerns to imaginary things: imaginary things don't exist, so they don't contest your public statements about them, nor do they make demands on you. Think of how the right concerns itself with imaginary children (unborn babies, children in Wayfair furniture; children in nonexistent pizza parlor basements, children undergoing gender confirmation surgery). These are very convenient children to advocate for, since, unlike real children (hungry children, children killed in the Gaza genocide, children whose parents have been kidnapped by ICE, children whom Matt Goetz and Donald Trump trafficked for sex, children in cages at the US border, trans kids driven to self-harm and suicide after being denied care), nonexistent children don't want anything from you and they never make public pronouncements about whether you have their best interests at heart."

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saltywizard
Дими́трий
@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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Дими́трий
Дими́трий
@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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@saltywizard@beige.party · Mar 01, 2026
@communitybroadcasting.network I need that poster.
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Дими́трий
@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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Дими́трий
Дими́трий
@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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@saltywizard@beige.party · Feb 28, 2026

global thermonuclear war? in this economy?!

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Дими́трий
@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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Дими́трий
Дими́трий
@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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@saltywizard@beige.party · Feb 22, 2026

"A generation from now, this solar heater can either be a curiosity, a museum piece, an example of a road not taken, or it can be a small part of one of the greatest and most exciting adventures ever undertaken by the American people: harnessing the power of the Sun to enrich our lives as we move away from our crippling dependence on foreign oil."

- President Jimmy Carter at the installation ceremony for solar panels at the White House, 1979

Reagan torn them out.

#solar #renewable #jimmy #carter

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@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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Дими́трий
Дими́трий
@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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@saltywizard@beige.party · Feb 21, 2026

I just bought some music off of @bandcamp

It was the first pleasurable online shopping experience I've had in loooooong time. It was like a flashback to the early oughts, but with better web design.

I don't know what took me so long. I've been hearing good things about their business practices, etc. I guess I was just remembering early bandcamp, which was all right, but did not draw me in the way ✨ Spotify ✨ did at the time.

More the fool me.

#music #bandcamp

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@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

beige.party
Дими́трий
Дими́трий
@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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@saltywizard@beige.party · Feb 21, 2026

Byron is anticipating knighthood and doesn't know what's taking KCIII so long.

#caturday #catsofmastodon

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saltywizard
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@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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Дими́трий
Дими́трий
@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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@saltywizard@beige.party · Feb 14, 2026

puma sez what

#caturday #catsofmastodon #wildlife #photography #sonora #arizona

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Дими́трий
@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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Дими́трий
Дими́трий
@saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless also: 🛼 and communism! avatar: give me slack, or give me death banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

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@saltywizard@beige.party · Jan 31, 2026

One of my all time favs by @falseknees@mastodon.social

If you're not following their work, you have no soul.

#art #comics #brilliant #selfawareness

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