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"operating systems MUST be able to verify your age!!! to protect the children!!! meanwhile here's Meta's new pervert glasses to record people without their knowledge, brought to you by the company pay
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maybe if you're making laws about tech to "protect children" you should start with that instead of the ones that oh so conveniently cut off LGTBQ's kids' access to resources
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@aud As if they’d risk breaking the Omertà
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Kagi Translate can be used to generate McKinsey consultant speak: https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=McKinsey+consultant
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Feb 26, 2026
@kagihq@mastodon.social @cstross@wandering.shop lol https://translate.kagi.com/?from=McKinsey+consultant&to=en&text=We+have+established+a+baseline+of+mutual+trust+and+alignment+on+the+governing+principles+of+this+engagement.%0AMy+strategic+intent+is+focused+on+a+long-term%2C+high-commitment+partnership.%0AThis+level+of+value+proposition+is+unique+in+the+current+competitive+landscape.%0AI+would+like+to+provide+a+transparent+update+on+my+current+positioning.%0AIt+is+imperative+that+we+achieve+stakeholder+buy-in.%0A%0AZero+probability+of+divestment.%0AZero+probability+of+project+abandonment.%0AWe+will+not+pivot+or+leave+the+core+territory.%0AWe+will+mitigate+all+downside+risks+to+emotional+KPIs.%0AThere+is+no+planned+exit+strategy.%0AWe+will+maintain+data+integrity+and+avoid+any+negative+impact+on+the+partnership.%0A%0AWe+have+a+significant+historical+data+set+on+this+relationship.%0AThere+is+a+clear+latent+pain+point%2C%0ADespite+a+lack+of+proactive+communication+from+your+side.%0AInternal+analysis+confirms+a+shared+understanding+of+the+operational+dynamics.%0AWe+are+aligned+on+the+industry+standard+and+ready+for+execution.%0ARegarding+my+current+sentiment+analysis%3A%0AThe+insights+should+be+self-evident+at+this+stage+of+the+maturity+curve.%0A%0AZero+probability+of+divestment.%0AZero+probability+of+project+abandonment.%0AWe+will+not+pivot+or+leave+the+core+territory.%0AWe+will+mitigate+all+downside+risks+to+emotional+KPIs.%0AThere+is+no+planned+exit+strategy.%0AWe+will+maintain+data+integrity+and+avoid+any+negative+impact+on+the+partnership.%0A%0AZero+probability+of+divestment.%0AZero+probability+of+project+abandonment.%0AWe+will+not+pivot+or+leave+the+core+territory.%0AWe+will+mitigate+all+downside+risks+to+emotional+KPIs.%0AThere+is+no+planned+exit+strategy.%0AWe+will+maintain+data+integrity+and+avoid+any+negative+impact+on+the+partnership
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Feb 09, 2026
Last boost: Age verification is never about child safety. It’s about restricting the free web, linking legal identities to everything you do, and harvesting data for profit.
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Incidentally, yesterday's event(s) are why I ALWAYS switch off video autoplay in all browsers and social media apps and refuse to use TikTok or other video media platforms. I do not need to see that k
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Jan 25, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop I seriously wonder when it became “okay” to share snuff.
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@schrotthaufen@mastodon.social @Viss@mastodon.social That would actually break a whole lot of stuff. Did AI suggest this? submodules, pre-commit, gitlab pipelines, ... etc, etc...
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Jan 19, 2026
@crazyeddie@mastodon.social @Viss@mastodon.social Lol no. Kinda insulting to suggest I’d even use AI. And no, it would not break stuff. It does however force you to maintain your .gitignore. Also, I just tried it with submodules, and git does indeed just stage .gitmodules, despite the `.*`. Additionally, you can always use `git add -f` to stage files, regardless of of .gitignore. Next time, maybe try it out before posting something condescending. Kthxbai.
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@zakalwe@plasmatrap.com @Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy @cstross@wandering.shop I mean… Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir, explicitly stated that the company was founded for the explicit purpose of creating kill lists of “commies.” So yeah, it is pure evil.
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I've now already read in the media that Trump has a 'plan' for Greenland, that he has 'a vision for the future' of Greenland, and that he has 'ambitions' with Greenland. Cut the crap. Trump threatens
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Jan 17, 2026
@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy @cstross@wandering.shop His plan for Greenland is to gift it to Peter Thiel’s network state projects.
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@davidgerard@circumstances.run The main Linux desktops—GNOME and KDE—are unfit for purpose. GNOME because it's inconsistent user-hostile bullshit from start to finish, KDE because it's put a gun calle
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@cstross@wandering.shop @davidgerard@circumstances.run xfce Yeah, I know, I'm old. And crotchety, too.
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@jmax@mastodon.social @davidgerard@circumstances.run Yes, but I never liked XFCE. It's too close to CDE/Motif, which I (gack) had to work with in the early 90s. For me, the best linux desktop was KDE
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@cstross@wandering.shop @jmax@mastodon.social @davidgerard@circumstances.run KDE 3.5 was the pinnacle of desktop environments. They even allowed users to replace kwin with other window managers. (e.g. xmonad to get proper tiling inside KDE.)
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Dec 08, 2025
@fellmoon@bsd.network @cstross@wandering.shop I assume this: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpvd01g2kwwo
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The horror, the horror! ( @Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net and I are in vehement agreement here.) https://wandering.shop/@feorag/115565201937624578
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@cstross@wandering.shop @feorag@wandering.shop The real devils lettuce!
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