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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Mar 01, 2026

#GoodMorning! It seems it is impossible for me to use my PC display in 1.0 scale...

Everything is waaay to small, and I have trouble with using the computer, even in glasses.

1.25 in Wayland renders fonts horribly, so I had to settle on 1.33 scaling, so it looks like for old folks, but it is actually comfortable on the eyes...

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 28, 2026

Back in #Poznan and jumping straight into #night #cycling action with #NightRiders! I’ve underestimated how cold it might get after a day of 16°C. It went down to 0°C by the #Warta #river…🤡

We had fun nevertheless…🫣🥹

#Gravel #Bicycle #Bici #Bicicleta #Ciclismo #Velo #Fahrrad #Rower #Wahoo #Wahooligan #Velominati #LifeBehindBars #Wartostrada #ASMR #DadOnBike #LookMomNoHands #SRAM #AXS #Eagle #Fizik #BikeToot #BikeTooter @rower@fedigroups.social

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 27, 2026

We’re now in a hotel near airport because we fly early in the morning and I’m fuckin’ glad the car is waiting for us at the airport in Poznan.

As progressive and nice #Stockholm may be, today the public transport has been shit. Bus driver can tell you the bus is full and fuck off. 3 bus drivers in a row can do that and your family of 5 with luggage is fucked.

We ended up walking with all the shit.

That’s the last time I’m not going with a car and bicycles or renting a car on site.

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 24, 2026

Im here at #VasaMuseet for the second time and it is still amazing as hell. The size of the operation they had to pull off to take it from the sea, the amount of work to put it all together and conserve for the people to see…

And of course the size of the ship itself… It starts easy on your eyes when you are on the ground level, but grows when you get above the deck or under it. It’s massive!😍

#Vasa #Sweden #Stockholm #SailingShip

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 24, 2026

#GoodMorning! No cycling today, as I’ve woken up in #Stockholm at 4am!

That’s because we went to Sweden and yesterday kids tore us down so much we went to sleep at 9pm…

Because my #ADHD I’ve been extremely unhappy to go🤡, but now I’m excited for #VasaMuseet and #VrakMuseet!❤️‍🩹

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 23, 2026

I’m mentally drained after flying low cost to Sweden with a family of 5… I’d rather drive for 20 hours straight than endure the shit of low volume luggage, controls they impose at the airport and our 3 kids.

On the top of that, the youngest Zofia is not well and puked at night and has diarrhoea…

My wife was hell bent on going, though…

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 22, 2026

Things you don’t want to see on Sunday afternoon…🤦🏻‍♂️🤡

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 22, 2026

Guess what we’ve been doing this morning…

It’s Franek’s (on the right) 7th birthday, so he got #Playmobil #Wiltopia set, an animal shelter…😍

A fitting gift for a kid that once, when asked who he wants to be in the future - said he wants to be a decent, normal human…

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 21, 2026

I am continuing the spell of finishing the things I’ve started 10 years ago.

When we renovated the kitchen, the electrician (SIC) has done the wire work, but he ended up screwing up one of the sockets. It was wired in a way that when you connected an appliance to it, the appliance acted as a light switch that was next to the outlet…😂

Fuckin hilarious, because hair dryer connected to it has worked as a 3 step dimmer…😂

I’ve had an “eureka” moment today and actually fixed it!🤡

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 20, 2026

Except the morning bicycle, I had no rest time whatsoever today.

Like a proper Active Directory admin, I’ve spent hours on diagnosing mysterious “untrusted domain” SQL server errors, just to discover there were ZERO SPN records registered…🥹

Now, I believe it’s my freaking job to register them (or delegate permissions to do so), but they have to let me know they need it (i.e. because there’s new SQL server deployed)…🤡

I need to find my crystal ball ASAP…😅

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 20, 2026

#GoodMorning #Gravel! -8°C, but with nice, windless and sunny weather. Enjoying the quiet drivetrain while it lasts…

Had enough of this #Winter, though. I’m longing for warmer days…

#Cycling #Bicycle #Bici #Bicicleta #Ciclismo #Velo #Fahrrad #Rower #Wahoo #Wahooligan #Velominati #LifeBehindBars #Poznan #Warta #Wartostrada #ASMR #DadOnBike #LookMomNoHands #SRAM #AXS #Eagle #Fizik #BikeToot #BikeTooter @rower@fedigroups.social

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 13, 2026

I guess it’s the last #GoodMorning #Gravel this week. The weather turns to shit again, with negative temps, strong wind and #sleet…See how happy my face was?🤡

It will be down to -10°C this weekend…

Also, no matter what I do, #KidsOnBikes are always late…🥹

#Winter #Cycling #Bicycle #Bici #Bicicleta #Ciclismo #Velo #Fahrrad #Rower #Wahoo #Wahooligan #Velominati #LifeBehindBars #Poznan #Warta #Wartostrada #ASMR #DadOnBike #LookMomNoHands #SRAM #AXS #Eagle #Fizik #BikeToot #BikeTooter @rower@fedigroups.social

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 12, 2026

#GoodMorning #Gravel! The #rain doesn’t stop #KidsOnBikes and #DadOnBike! It’s grinding time for the drivetrain, as there’s water and sand everywhere but what can one do…🤷🏻‍♂️🤡

Fortunately, it was warm enough for the shorter bibs, lighter shoes and one less jacket…🤡

#Cycling #Bicycle #Bici #Bicicleta #Ciclismo #Velo #Fahrrad #Rower #Wahoo #Wahooligan #Velominati #LifeBehindBars #Poznan #Warta #Wartostrada #ASMR #DadOnBike #LookMomNoHands #SRAM #AXS #Eagle #Fizik #BikeToot #BikeTooter @rower@fedigroups.social

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 11, 2026

Of course I’m not gonna play games all the time now! There’s still space and time for #GoodMorning #Gravel as well!

It’s been a crunchy ride with a shitload of sand, mud and ice. My drivetrain is crying…🤡

#KidsOnBikes happy it’s a few days of warmer weather…😅

#Gravel #Cycling #Bicycle #Bici #Bicicleta #Ciclismo #Velo #Fahrrad #Rower #Wahoo #Wahooligan #Velominati #LifeBehindBars #Poznan #Warta #Wartostrada #ASMR #DadOnBike #LookMomNoHands #SRAM #AXS #Eagle #Fizik #BikeToot #BikeTooter @rower@fedigroups.social

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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social · Feb 10, 2026

#GoodMorning #Gravel! One less jacket today, as it’s been warming up a bit… Though the #Warta #river is still frozen, you can almost feel Spring closing in… Only in a few weeks…😅

#KidsOnBikes also quite happy, as days are getting longer and it’s easier to get up!

#Winter #Cycling #Bicycle #Bici #Bicicleta #Ciclismo #Velo #Fahrrad #Rower #Wahoo #Wahooligan #Velominati #LifeBehindBars #Poznan #Wartostrada #ASMR #DadOnBike #LookMomNoHands #SRAM #AXS #Eagle #Fizik #BikeToot #BikeTooter @rower@fedigroups.social

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