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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦

@thejessiekirk@ohai.social
mastodon 4.6.0-nightly.2026-02-26

• Eternally snarky cynic
• Possibly British
• Queer, trans, clocky AF
• Asexual, f*cks like a succubus
• @CottonCandyandRazorblades@ohai.social is a known accomplice
• Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist
• Undergrad computernating and maffs
• Global, European and Scottish Green
• Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters
• Vegan, loves all critters
• Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness
• Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Joined December 08, 2025
Pronouns:
she/her or they/them
Website:
https://jessiekirk.xyz/

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · 2d ago

No energy no spoons nap time 🥱

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · 2d ago

So 2069 years ago tomorow, 15th March, is the day Gaius Julius Caesar was famously stabbed about 23 times by a mob of 60 senators.

Now this didn't go well for the Roman republic, as it turned out, and Caesar got deified...

But at least this was back when senates at least tried to do *something* about their dictators.

#IdesOfMarch

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · 2d ago

How about this game where you have armymen that shoot other armymen...

Game "community": ✊😁🥰👌🤟

Only some of them are armywomen...

Game "community": 😡😠🤬👎🖕

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · 2d ago

I'm alive, BTW.

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Mar 03, 2026

Please keep posting your art; drawings, paintings, poems, photos, comics, doodles, music, whatever.

Culture is one of the few things that make us remarkable as a species, and of paramount importance it properly aids the preservation of humankind's emotional expression.

And do remember, a computer *cannot* make art.

#Art

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Mar 02, 2026

Please don't take sourceless news posts at face value. A lot of you do that.

Anyone can call their feed "news" or "press".

Anyone can exagerate or just make stuff up. 🤷‍♀️

Check for sources and verify them, ESPECIALLY if the news confirms your own biases or you want it to be true.

#CriticalThinking

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Mar 02, 2026

It's quite interesting how long the LLM bubble has managed to stave off popping.

I'm quite certain, however, that LLMs are here to stay post-bubble, but will be much enshittified.

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Mar 01, 2026

RE: @thejessiekirk@ohai.social

Although I still endeavour to speak the King's, of course. 🧐🇬🇧

🙃🤪

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Mar 01, 2026

After much research, I am now capable of understanding about 70% of what kids are saying. ☺️

Although "unc slop" took me a while. 🤪

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Feb 28, 2026

I will not abide *anyone* taking this as an opportunity to be awful to Muslims or Jews, frankly.

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Feb 28, 2026

The US just blew up a school and killed dozens of little girls inside it.

Why? Just... why?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn5ge95q6y7t

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

ohai.social
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Feb 28, 2026

Give it 10 years and it'll be brilliant. Yup. Boy howdy. 🙃

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Feb 28, 2026

People do like to quote Stafford Beer on here, don't they? "The purpose of a system is what it does."

I find him dreadfully dull. 😜

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Feb 28, 2026

Jesus Christ!

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn5ge95q6y7t

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

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@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Feb 27, 2026

I don't know what this says about me but when I was a kid I had Polly Pocket AND Mighty Max and they got married and fought evil together.

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

ohai.social
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

ohai.social
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Feb 27, 2026

Uuuurgh I feel so awful and I've not been able to eat anything today.

My doggo knows, the keeps cuddling up to my tummy x

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thejessiekirk
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

ohai.social
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

ohai.social
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Feb 27, 2026

I watch a lot of older stuff and like vintage electronics. Even tho I wasn't alive then I very much enjoy them.

One thing I've noticed is older folk come forth and share their memories and wisdom, which I adore.

But it's usually acompanied by self-deprecation and fear of being mocked.

I think this idea that I'm not interested in what you have to say because you're older than me or it's somehow bad to be older is, frankly, horseshit.

Please don't be shy or ashamed and lets geek out together x

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

ohai.social
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

ohai.social
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Feb 27, 2026

Yeah... well... you know... that's just... like... your opinion, man.

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thejessiekirk
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

ohai.social
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

ohai.social
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Feb 27, 2026

Other languages that use the Latin alphabet are so much cooler than English, look at this awesomeness:
űúùûüūūů ýÿ áàâãäåāæą řŕ śßš ť ďđ ňńñ éèêëēę íìîïīį őöøóôòõō źžż çčć

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

ohai.social
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

ohai.social
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Feb 23, 2026

Reform might win the next GE, which currently is quite feasible.

How are YOU going to stop that happening?

If the fascists do take over Great Britain, what are YOU going to do?

We're seeing what the fascists are doing in the United States.

We've been warned for decades by works like 1984 and V for Vendetta.

We've had this almost happen "thanks" to Oswald Mosley.

So we can hardly claim ignorance.

What are YOU going to do?

#ReformUK #Fascism #UKPol

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Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

ohai.social
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Jessie Kirk • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social

• Eternally snarky cynic • Possibly British • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Asexual, f*cks like a succubus • @ CottonCandyandRazorblades is a known accomplice • Feminist, agnostic, secular, humanist, naturalist and rationalist • Undergrad computernating and maffs • Global, European and Scottish Green • Likes real, flawed humans; no AI, no filters • Vegan, loves all critters • Known to post ramblings, colonial history, politics, ethics, socialism and snideness • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive

ohai.social
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social · Feb 23, 2026

Having an "AI girlfriend" is exactly like having a magic 8-ball girlfriend or a dice girlfriend.

"I rolled a 6 she loves me!!"

I'm not kidding, LLMs are just random number generators. 🤷‍♀️

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