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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉

@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world
mastodon 4.5.7

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm.

Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery.

On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane.

Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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Joined October 27, 2024
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@ApostateEnglishman@mstdn.plus
Politics:
Left at the crossroads and step on the gas!
Theme tune:
Yègellé Tezeta (My Own Memory) by Mulato Astatke
Movies:
Sinners, Pan's Labyrinth, City of God, Delicatessen, La Haine, Oldboy

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · 3d ago

I keep seeing folks calling for a federal tax strike to starve Uncle Sam of funds in protest over its disastrous wars and profligate spending. Sadly, because the federal government only pretends that it's financed by taxation (in reality it simply changes numbers on spreadsheets!), if everyone stopped paying taxes this would accomplish nothing other than a severe loss of the dollar's value and runaway inflation.

Which ultimately, would only consolidate the power those with the deepest pockets.

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · 4d ago

The Together Against the Far Right march in London this month may turn out to be the largest ever peaceful assembly of citizens in the UK. There's now over 👉🏼300👈🏼 civil society groups involved, and two stages where big band names including Joy Crookes will be performing for free. The scale of it is beyond what even the most ambitious organisers dared imagine.

So if you can get there on the 28th, please do. You'll be playing your own small part in making some history. ✊🏼🥰👇🏼

https://www.togetheralliance.org.uk/16909d9b-0aaa-401f-b5cb-573d7908eae0

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Feb 24, 2026
Reform UK aren't fascists, they just hang out with Nazis sometimes. "Reform UK’s candidate in the Gorton & Denton by-election has sat on the advisory panel of the Free Speech Union, which is chaired by Lord Toby Young, a Conservative peer who Byline Times can reveal is in a formal business partnership with the senior editor of Aporia Magazine – the front publication for a reconstituted Nazi eugenics foundation." https://bylinetimes.com/2026/02/24/reforms-matt-goodwin-advises-conservative-peer-linked-to-relaunched-nazi-race-science-platform/
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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Feb 23, 2026
@uastronomer@mastodon.monoceros.co.za You can adjust your own sensitivity settings so all media to appear as a blurred thumbnail until clicked. Preferences > Appearance > Sensitive Content > Always Hide. Done. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Feb 22, 2026
@Abdulzefir@social.vivaldi.net There's nothing "far left" about the Labour Party under Starmer. What a ridiculous thing to say! Blocked.
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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Feb 19, 2026

If anyone were to offer me a job working remotely as a 👉🏼human👈🏼 proofreader - the kind who is extremely well-read and has a deep appreciation of creative, colourful prose - I would take it even if the pay was modest.

I would relish spending my days absorbed in the writing of others, and it would feel like a valuable public service in a world in which "proofreaders" are increasingly turning to LLMs to convert everything into bland, uniform, perfectly grammatical dross.

#FediHire

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Feb 14, 2026

The Big Tech broligarchy are trying to take over the planet, while supporting fascist movements everywhere because they won't stop them doing it.

"...Discord has managed to make the rollout of its global age assurance policy seem even grimier. The company has informed some users in the UK they may be part of "an experiment" with Persona, an age verification vendor whose investors include Peter Thiel, co-founder of ICE's premier surveillance provider, Palantir."

https://www.pcgamer.com/software/platforms/oh-good-discords-age-verification-rollout-has-ties-to-palantir-co-founder-and-panopticon-architect-peter-thiel/

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Feb 13, 2026

Billboard outside the Old Trafford football stadium in Stretford, Manchester, England.

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Feb 11, 2026
@Gustodon@mas.to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I would say if people are being cunts, it's a healthier thing for society as a whole if they're not blaming it on some omniscient Being telling them to do that stupid cruel shit. At least then we can just call them cunts without them hiding behind religion. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Feb 02, 2026
It's a measure of how "free" this country really is that if, as a mostly white fella (I say "mostly" because it's complicated), you can't walk around an overwhelmingly white and right-voting town such as this one wearing a keffiyeh as a scarf, without sometimes attracting negative attention. Which is exactly why I'll continue doing it, of course. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Jan 31, 2026
London today. An estimated 100,000 showed up to protest the genocide in Gaza and oppose Israeli apartheid.
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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Jan 29, 2026
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party What if you weren't even in the supermarket last night, Ben? What if you were only imagined to be there by a real woman who was? What if it was you who was in her daydream, not the other way around? What if you're a butterfly dreaming you're a man? What if you're teetering on an epistemological cliff edge, and could fall at any moment? What if these are your final moments of sanity? 🤔
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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Jan 28, 2026
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I wonder if this is a bit like the difference between the British, "I couldn't give a fuck" (translation: I have no more fucks left to give) and the American, "I could give a fuck" (translation: were I feeling a lot more generous than I am today, I might be able to summon one single fuck, but I'm choosing not to do so right now). 😂
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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Jan 28, 2026
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social It is essentially just what people do anyway when they're trying to build community resistance to tyranny.
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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Jan 28, 2026
@noodlemaz@mstdn.games It's impossible to explain to such aggressive "people" how double negatives work. What is an anti-antifa (anti-antifascist) person called? 🤔
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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Jan 28, 2026
@ArtBrew@mastodon.art A town in the East Midlands of England. What can I say, I don't like bullies.
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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Jan 28, 2026
Was called "antifa bastard" and "scum" by local drunks who sit outside the betting shop all day, every day, drinking. We were on good terms (I speak to everyone around here!) until they saw my pro-Palestine and anti-racism badges. Then the abuse started. Every time I walk past. So, ever willing to strengthen community ties, I've just been and plastered the benches where they sit with "END ISRAELI APARTHEID" stickers, and a St. George's flag that I burned the center out of with lighter fuel. 🤷🏻‍♂️✊🏼
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Jan 28, 2026
@bmacDonald94@hostux.social Probably someone paid to write a review. 😂🤷🏻‍♂️
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It is my birthday! I’m now 33.
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Jan 22, 2026
@Gargron@mastodon.social Happy birthday Eugen and thanks for all you do. 🎉
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Jan 14, 2026
@Quasit@kolektiva.social Circle of doom?
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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Jan 14, 2026
@Quasit@kolektiva.social You might want to ask me how that could be a "cycle". Go ahead. 'Cos it was actually a joke meant to capture folks who noticed that it doesn't work as a cycle. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Congratulations on being the first.
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Jan 12, 2026
I swear when some "liberals" are being carted off to concentration camps with an ICE agent clutching each of their limbs and their noses gushing blood, they'll still be shouting the same mantra: "This nation is slowly sliding into some form of potential autocratic rule! We're on the precipice!" Siblings, you ain't on the precipice. You landed with a thud on the dusty floor of the ravine when Trump pardoned 1,500 insurrectionists and turned them into a Gestapo to brutalise his political enemies.
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@CinnasVerses@awful.systems @techtakes TESCREAL is very obviously an emergent syncretistic religion that follows the same basic structure as Christianity: it's evangelical, but unlike pre-Constantine
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Jan 12, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop @CinnasVerses@awful.systems @techtakes I also note how these people are obsessed with having a second everything: a second brain (you already have one in your skull); a second planet (you already live on one); a second paternalistic idol (so your real daddy wasn't perfect, get over it), etc. It's as if reality is just too messy and inconvenient for them, so they want to build a whole, more pristine digital/virtual alternative for them to enjoy while the real world burns...with the rest of us on it.
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I was recently reminded of this. A couple decades ago, I wrote a short paper that described how the basic approaches of cryptography and computer security lead to an efficient and practical privilege
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Dec 29, 2025
@mattblaze@federate.social Hey @alice@lgbtqia.space , great thread here about master-keyed mechanical locks, that might interest you!
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#PennedPossibilities 884 — Do your characters have any pets? (Current WIP): Tabitha has acquired a pedigree biological warfare spaniel—a sad-eyed, occasionally incontinent creature that has been genet
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Dec 27, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop #PennedPossibilities 884 — Do your characters have any pets? Not as such, but I deleted a running joke about the Professor's constant failed attempts to woo a local stray cat that we never actually see (an attempt to humanise him a bit). He was sad that even the cats dislike him, and my MC thinks he must have imagined the cat. But I just completely removed it because it was funnier in my head than on the page. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I never met Valente, and he's in a different STEM field from my own. But the descriptions of him are all too familiar: a brilliant, promising scholar, becoming increasingly withdrawn and de-socialized
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Some people thrive on the challenges of climbing up the academic ladder, from college to grad school to faculty. But for many, perhaps most, there's a point at which they find themselves struggling, o
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Anyway, I'm shaken by this, as are many of my academic friends and colleagues. Not just for the horrible violence and senseless death on our campuses, but also because we all know someone who Claudio
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Dec 20, 2025
@mattblaze@federate.social This thread, right here, is the reason I've so often defended you against those who don't get that your mastery of snark isn't haughtiness, but in many cases merely a way of encouraging your detractors to think a little differently without being too nasty about it. I've no doubt you're a good man and a fine educator, Matt. Thank you for addressing this painful issue with such compassion. 🙏🏼
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I’m always amused when movies set in the present day have scene with a crowd of press photographers and use the whirring of 35mm film motor drives as a sound effect.
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Dec 07, 2025
@mattblaze@federate.social The audio equivalent of a personal bugbear: Hollywood computers. Despite having being ubiquitous in modern life for decades, many filmmakers still feel the urge to mock up fake operating systems (often with black backgrounds and green text in oddly large fonts!) instead of just using whatever OS it would actually be in real life. The worst part is that it must *cost more* to do this. Why not just ask one of the crew if you could borrow his laptop? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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#PennedPossibilities 861 — Has your MC ever committed a crime? If so, what have they done? (WIP: "Starter Pack"): Jum (MC1) is a career criminal. Con man, thief, burglar, bank robber, forger, pickpock
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Dec 02, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop #PennedPossibilities 861 — Has your MC ever committed a crime? If so, what have they done? Yes, on an almost daily basis! But if I specify what type of crime, I risk giving my idea away to someone else. Which would be a shame, because so far as I know it's completely original and almost a new genre.
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Nov 30, 2025
SCIENCE FACT. A dog gets more factual information from sniffing another dog's arsehole than a human gets from reading the Reform UK manifesto.
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Found on /r/Edinburgh; apparently North Korea is hatching a new cunning plan to infiltrate Scotland: (Spoiler: it's on Teviot and it used to be the Central Chippie. Quite the rebranding!)
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Nov 27, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop The world has gone mad, so I can't tell anymore what is or is not a joke.
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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world gravy for the folks at the starbucks. I’m making duck for me amd Bill, but that’s going to have a port wine reduction. I’m making a turkey bone broth-based gravy for
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@octothorpe@mastodon.online Oh wow. All of that sounds amazing. 🤤
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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world so far, so good! I’m bringing over: Stuffing with hot italian sausage and dried cranberries Gochujang brussels sprouts with pancetta Curried sweet potatoes Gorgonzol
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Nov 26, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online Well now you're just talking dirty. 😉 That's how I do my brussel sprouts as well. Lots of folks think they hate sprouts because they've only ever had them boiled into a squidgy mess with no seasoning.
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Making a roux.
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@octothorpe@mastodon.online You cannot simply announce you're making a roux without explaining what for! The suspense is too much! A generic white sauce? Bechamel? Fish pie? Some sort of dip? C'mon! 😆
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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world gravy for the folks at the starbucks. I’m making duck for me amd Bill, but that’s going to have a port wine reduction. I’m making a turkey bone broth-based gravy for
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Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Nov 26, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online Oh wow. All of that sounds amazing. 🤤
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Making a roux.
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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

Purveyor of the Apparently Impossible. CO₂ 333.73 ppm. Card mechanic and conjurer posting regular demos and tutorials. I also discuss anything related to the deceptive arts, whether sleight-of-hand or stage illusions, scams or psychological trickery. On the more whimsical evenings, expect me to share whatever is bizarre, grotesque, strange, uncanny, surreal, esoteric or arcane. Lifelong environmentalist, anti-racist and antifascist. No pasarán! ✊🏼

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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world · Nov 26, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online You cannot simply announce you're making a roux without explaining what for! The suspense is too much! A generic white sauce? Bechamel? Fish pie? Some sort of dip? C'mon! 😆
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