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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · 5d ago

#OpposumsOfMastodon

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Mar 09, 2026

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
#Audrey

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Mar 08, 2026

#CompostTheRich #Luigi

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 28, 2026

Would you like to touch my monkey?
#Audrey

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 19, 2026

Emma joins me for some quality lap time.
#EmmaPeel #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 16, 2026

Is he dead yet?
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 14, 2026

Love knows no boundaries.
#HappyValentinesDay

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 11, 2026

It goes loose!
#GermanysNextTopModel #GNTM #TrashTV

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 11, 2026

Ahh! 🔔 The bells! 🔔 The bells! 🦇 Batshit crazy throughout the land! 🔔 Ahh! 🔔 The bells!

#Quasimodo 🦇 #BatshitCrazy

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 11, 2026

20, 20, 24 hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go-oh
I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh, no, oh-oh, oh-oh

The Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated
#Audrey

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 11, 2026

Morning rituals fail to pacify the beast raging within me.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 11, 2026

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Fuck if I know.

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 10, 2026

There's this German thing, with people in funny hats and strange uniforms, women in weird wigs, and pig noses?

A guy tells a ribald rambling poem thing.

There's a high school band that keeps playing a fanfare as a form of punctuation. The crowd randomly bursts into song: everyone knows the words and sings along, swaying in unison. Wait. I just saw the band, and they're way past high schoolers.

I have no clue what this nonsense is supposed to be. Nor do I want to know.

Now some housefrau with a funny hat and glittery jacket is singing a song. Karnival karaoke.

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 10, 2026

Oot 'n' aboot 'n a boot.
#Audrey

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 02, 2026

@si_irini@mastodon.social *pokes gingerly with a stick* Still alive?

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

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Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch. Monster. No gods, no kings. Will probably piss you off at some point. -- # Audrey # PoultryCoroner # RandomShoes # BongSignal # TheArtOfShitposting # AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself Cats: # EmmaPeel # PussyGalore # HarleyQuinn # Leila NotOurCat: # SpinyNorman 8NOV22 # GangsOfNovember

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Jul 03, 2025

I CAN'T REMEMBER

I can't remember
How it feels
To not hurt

I can't remember
The last time
I slept the whole night through

I can't remember
Not being murderously enraged
All the time

Every fucking morning
I unclench my fists
Gobble pills
Put on my monkey suit
Force myself to smile
Pretend everything's hunky dory
Pretend that I'm ok

I'm pretty fucking far from ok

I can't remember
Being ok

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