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Daily Twerk

@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social
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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022.

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#news #satire #UnreliableFacts
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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Feb 27, 2026

By-election win not enough to get on to Question Time

The guest selection for the flagship Question Time programme will continue ignoring the Green Party. They might be allowed on Any Questions but nobody watches that.

#BBC #politics #QuestionTime #satire #UKPolitics

https://daily-twerk.com/entertainment/by-election-win-not-enough-to-get-on-to-question-time/

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Feb 26, 2026

Climate scientists embarrassed they had missed the obvious

Obvious causes and solutions to climate change have led to some very red faces in the climate change community. Increased floods? Clear leaves from drains.

#ClimateChange #ClimateDenial #satire #UnreliableFacts

https://daily-twerk.com/science/climate-scientists-embarrassed-they-had-missed-the-obvious/

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Feb 10, 2026

Woman receiving AI counselling over AI boyfriend worries

Sacramento woman is convinced her AI boyfriend is seeing other women and is seeking counselling.

#AI #relationships #satire #technology

https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/woman-receiving-ai-counselling-over-ai-boyfriend-worries/

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Feb 08, 2026

@dheadshot@mastodon.social

Not guilty, haven't had a chance to listen to it yet. I do try to listen on Friday evenings when I'm about.

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Feb 07, 2026

@Kerplunk@mastodon.scot
Would certainly agree with most of what you have said.
As to him also being one of the "filthy clan", by which I assume you mean a paedophile, there is no evidence at the moment that he is/was.
Many people have made the assumption in the past that all #gay men are also paedophiles. While I'm sure that you aren't making that particular assumption, it is an accusation that needs to be carefully considered. He was certainly enabling #Epstein and turning a blind eye to his crimes.
Leigh

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Feb 07, 2026
+++ BREAKING NEWS +++ Peter Mandelson has been stripped of his title. #Mandelson used to enjoy the title the 'Prince of Darkness', however he has now been stripped of that title. Henceforth he must be referred to as the Mister of Darkness. #PeterMandelson #PrinceOfDarkness #satire
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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Jan 31, 2026

Melania receives special Oscar

FIFA president awarded Melania Trump an Oscar at a special award ceremony.

#cybertruck #Melania #MelaniaTrump #satire #trump #UnreliableFacts

https://daily-twerk.com/entertainment/melania-receives-special-oscar/

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Jan 31, 2026

Art lover captures intimate moment with a sh*tty photo

Visitor to the Louvre has intimate moment with the Mona Lisa and only 98 other people. She captures the moment for posterity.

#Louvre #MonaLisa #satire #tourism

https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/art-lover-captures-intimate-moment-with-a-shtty-photo/

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Jan 30, 2026

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She has form for being harsh on the sound engineer....

Taylor Swift likes to portray a wholesome and healthy personna to her fans, however she has a dark side that has just been revealed. The photographs of her on stage have hinted at it for a long time. Now a shock revelation from a sound engineer has confirmed it. One man is being victimised by Taylor Swift’s arse.

https://daily-twerk.com/entertainment/taylor-swift-shocking-revelations-from-the-tour/

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Jan 29, 2026

Minneapolis protesters still waiting for payments

Protestors are still waiting for their payments for the No Kings Day protests. Uncertainty regarding overtime and hourly rates believed to be cause of delay.

#ice #Minneapolis #Minnesota #satire #UnreliableFacts

https://daily-twerk.com/general/minneapolis-protesters-still-waiting-for-payments/

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Jan 29, 2026

Trump supports search for extraterrestrials

With civil war brewing as well as war with former US allies he is running out of options for his war mongering. He is hoping to declare war on another planet.

#DonaldTrump #ElonMusk #extraterrestrials #satire #trump

https://daily-twerk.com/general/trump-supports-search-for-extraterrestrials/

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Jan 28, 2026

Calls for World Heritage status for Ilkeston Hole

Ilkeston residents calling for legendary hole to be granted World Heritage status to protect it from evil bankers.

#Derbyshire #Ilkeston #satire #UnreliableFacts

https://daily-twerk.com/uncategorized/calls-for-world-heritage-status-for-ilkeston-hole/

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Jan 19, 2026

Man lost track of what he should be shouting at

Having shouted at hotels, festive trees, ERASMUS and wind turbines one angry middle-aged white man cannot figure out what he should be shouting at next week.

#FlagShaggers #Gammons #RageBait #satire

https://daily-twerk.com/general/man-lost-track-of-what-he-should-be-shouting-at/

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Jan 07, 2026

Trump still hoping for Peace Prize as there was no act of war

Despite the deaths of Venezuelan soldiers and innocent civilians along with the kidnap of the president it was a special military operation and not war.

#DonaldTrump #satire #USpolitics #Venezuela

https://daily-twerk.com/politics/trump-still-hoping-for-peace-prize-as-there-was-no-act-of-war/

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Dec 31, 2025

Farage definitely not working for Putin

Voting against plans to tackle Russian interference in EU parliament and a party member in prison for taking Russian bribes not for Putin's benefits.

#NigelFarage #Reform #ReformUKLtd #satire

https://daily-twerk.com/politics/farage-definitely-not-working-for-putin/

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Dec 29, 2025

+++ BREAKING NEWS +++
First official photograph of the president of ANTIFA.

If you see this person then report the location to Kristi Gnome to receive a reward.

#ANTIFA #KristiNoem

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Dec 23, 2025

Narcisist names warships after himself

Not many presidents would so self-obsessed that they would name warships after themselves. That sort of thing only happens in banana republics.

#DonaldTrump #satire #UnreliableFacts #WorldOfWarships

https://daily-twerk.com/general/narcisist-names-warships-after-himself/

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Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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Daily Twerk
@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social

Shaking an arse at the news since 2022. All stories are allergen free. Refrigerate after opening. Colours may fade in direct sunlight. Risk of shrinkage when wet. # news # satire # UnreliableFacts http://www. daily-twerk.com

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@Daily_Twerk@newsie.social · Nov 10, 2025

Concocted outrage at editing of a serial liar

The BBC have tied themselves in knots over the edit of a one hour incoherent ramble over a year ago.

#BBC #DonaldTrump #news #satire

https://daily-twerk.com/entertainment/concocted-outrage-at-editing-of-a-serial-liar/

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