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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · 3h ago

@gutenberg_org@mastodon.social Faith, hop and charity. And the greatest of these is hop.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · 3d ago

Spent the afternoon dusting off the #lasercutter so eldest could cut his Roman wax tablet project he's designed. Thankfully I still had all the settings in #Lightburn Romani ite domum etc.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 10, 2026

@h2onolan@infosec.exchange @TheWarOnCars@mastodon.social Have a look at the hierarchy of road users in the UK Highway Code which places a responsibility for others who are more vulnerable.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 09, 2026

@drfootleg@fosstodon.org You'll be back out with your paint brush pollinating?

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 06, 2026

@tiamat271@mastodon.online Gardening and woodwork themed for me, that's where I get most of my cuts. Plus is saves explanation!

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 27, 2026

@tanavit@toot.aquilenet.fr @drfootleg@fosstodon.org This is the way.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 24, 2026

@whophd@ioc.exchange Yarrr, let me tell thee of things I've seen through that thar bottomless portafilter.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 19, 2026

@fesshole@mastodon.social There's someone who needs a 9barista.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 18, 2026

@fesshole@mastodon.social Sometimes in the summer thay land on Midsummer Common in Cambridge when the redpol cows are there. The cows are really curious and the pilot has to shoo them away before he can take off.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 17, 2026

@ladislav_bonita@mastodon.social @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party eight pushers facing backwards with the driver at the rear steering.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 17, 2026

@fullfathomfive@aus.social I mean, it's not exactly ideal.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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Maurice

@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

mastodonapp.uk

@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 03, 2026

Electronics horror Sci-Fi movie crossover. "Danger Pillow, On the Moon!" This moon globe needs some surgery.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 02, 2026

@fesshole@mastodon.social Also a good indicator of a badly financially managed council. If they do this, or jump as soon as a cllr complains rather than stick to their policies for repair they are probably headed for insolvency, there just isn't the money to divert resources on a whim.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 02, 2026

@Basmitharts@weird.autos It's like they looked at the doors on the i3, made them the same size and decided to hinge them at the front.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 30, 2026

@Richard_Littler@mastodon.social Walls only had Funny Feet in my day.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 29, 2026

@matt303@cyberplace.social Also, "Could you send for the hall porter? There appears to be a frog in my bidet".

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk

Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 28, 2026

@ggmartin@mastodon.social @ColinTheMathmo@mathstodon.xyz Even better, you can download and 3d print one for pence.

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Apparently in Italian there is a word for: "Men of retirement age who spend their time watching construction sites, especially roadworks – stereotypically with hands clasped behind their back and offe

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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Former landscape professional now a full time dad. I build fun stuff when the kids sleep.

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@barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 28, 2026

@ColinTheMathmo@mathstodon.xyz Umarellcore is the fashion choice of all men of a certain age.

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