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@ianRobinson@mastodon.social @stuart@sozial.cyberpunk.gmbh I will keep it in mind when I do get round to pulling the trigger, thanks Stuart :)
Part of the problem is I don't know what I want it to do, serve as a non-social media archive, sure, but what else, I have no clue.
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Mar 09, 2026
@ianRobinson@mastodon.social Had a Wordpress site years ago, managed to break it.
When I do pull the trigger on the site, I will need an actually competent adult on call.
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Mar 09, 2026
@ianRobinson@mastodon.social "Always" is something I can't answer without going to the history books...
But from the year 2000 I know they've been used. Generally in children's films, Goat and Hoppers were both weekend previews if memory serves.
EPiC had a week long format limit/preview before general release.
And, How To Make A Killing releases on Wednesday instead of Friday this week.
Advanced starts, Wednesday and Thursday opens and some previews were used to 'juice' the opening box office take, more screenings, more money. Or they can be used to try and get in first when up against real competition when two blockbusters go head to head.
With kids' movies it's generally used for marketing, to create word of mouth on the playground.
Studios seem to be appeasing cinemas by allowing more 'secret screenings' than I've ever known for the same reason.
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@ianRobinson@mastodon.social Not a fan of the studio limiting the screenings to up the average though.
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Mar 09, 2026
@ianRobinson@mastodon.social Wouldn't know what to do with the set-up regardless of how well you made it.
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Mar 09, 2026
@ianRobinson@mastodon.social Project Hail Mary previews this weekend FYI.
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@ianRobinson@mastodon.social Want to build a BMM website while you're at it? :P
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Mar 08, 2026
And so ends another week, and indeed another year. Next week, asking for a bit of beer before buying any...
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Mar 08, 2026
Year 13 of Beer Mat Movies starts where it all began. This week's reviews written in The Sheffield Tap with pints of Tapped Brew Co.'s Station Yard and Electric Works.
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Mar 07, 2026
Twelve years ago, to the day, I sat in this pub with a pint, and scribbled nonsense.
Some of you liked it, so twelve years on, I'm still at it.
No cake or candles this year, I'm in the cinema viewing the new releases for tomorrow.
Thank you all, you're why I do this.
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Mar 02, 2026
@Hedgewizard@beige.party Good beer, excellent brewery, ran into old friends while writing, hence the lateness. :)
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For the #MedMastodon community - I'm sending out an e-mail now, unfortunately despite repeated attempts since the 5th Jan of this year we've been unable to get control of the domain from the original
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@wild1145@mastodonapp.uk While bad news for those affected, good news for the rest of us knowing you're in control dude :)
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@wild1145@mastodonapp.uk For peace of mind of everyone else, you do control the other domains?
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Mar 01, 2026
This week's reviews written in Two Sheds, with many pints of Abbeydale's Manticore.
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@ianRobinson@mastodon.social You write, I sometimes put out something that may be taken to be writing, would you ever put Wikipedia in an official bio?
If I have to read "coded as Islamic" one more time from someone who claims to have read the books, I will scream. You mean to tell me the people who undertake "hajj", lead a "jihad", and have a "mahdi" are coded as Islamic? No shit, Sherlock.
"She's a GI Jane girlboss", really? Tell me all the similarities between Chani and GI Jane, heavily referencing the Demi Moore film, outside the fact both are female and fight. Was Chani subject to negative gender stereotyping to prevent her advancing in the military? Did I miss the scene where Chani was humiliated to dissuade her from continuing? In the books or the film? If you are doing analysis, you cannot use Twitter-deep shorthand to make a badly formed point.
If I'd written about Dune, my spell check would be changed to spell "Chani" properly...
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@troi@techhub.social @ianRobinson@mastodon.social Your contrast of Minbari and Narn religious representation puzzles me given the depicted canon.
Delenn, and the Minbari religious representatives in general, are only shown as being correct in reference to a scientific stable time loop, whereas the most negative portrayals of religion come from outside causality.
Even the notion of Minbari religion is influenced by the Vorlon method of control of the younger races, whereas after their departure, it is G'Kar stripping away superstition to the core moral elements that leads to the Declaration of Principles and the humourous point that such work is never finished and cannot be canonised.
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Feb 28, 2026
@ianRobinson@mastodon.social And the day was going so well... I suppose I needed something to get annoyed with...
Anyone who has a bio claiming they write Wikipedia articles can easily be dismissed.
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@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange On your own head be it, I look forward to you returning and telling me how right I was :P
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Apologies for the lateness, and the midnight turnover for UK readers, it was a mix of laziness and bullshit in equal measure.
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Feb 23, 2026
New release review: Cold Storage
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If you can't sum up your opinion of a film on a beer mat, you're being pretentious. All the latest multiplex releases reviewed every Sunday, with beer.
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Beer Mat Movies
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If you can't sum up your opinion of a film on a beer mat, you're being pretentious. All the latest multiplex releases reviewed every Sunday, with beer.
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If you can't sum up your opinion of a film on a beer mat, you're being pretentious. All the latest multiplex releases reviewed every Sunday, with beer.
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Feb 22, 2026
This week's reviews written in The Broomhill Tavern, with a few pints of Abbeydale's Deception.
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Iconic # scifi series # Babylon5 is slowly being uploaded to YouTube in its entirety for free. https:// cordcuttersnews.com/babylon-5- is-now-free-to-watch-on-youtube/ (via @ cos )
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Feb 18, 2026
@aburtch@shakedown.social @cos@sauna.social Already gone: https://cordcuttersnews.com/warner-bros-discovery-removes-babylon-5-from-youtube-after-brief-free-run/
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Feb 17, 2026
@philheppenstall@mastodonapp.uk Can't be doing with any Tetley's after working in a rugby club where we had both on. Though I've seen Worthington's on cask twice in my life, finished the barrel both times. The mass produced tripe does actually do well when they go back to their roots.
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If you can't sum up your opinion of a film on a beer mat, you're being pretentious. All the latest multiplex releases reviewed every Sunday, with beer.
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Feb 17, 2026
@philheppenstall@mastodonapp.uk I'd not made the connection until you pointed it out. The pub is also host to the local Sons of the Desert tent.
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Feb 15, 2026
This week's reviews written in Two & Six, with a couple of pints of Ulverston Brewing's Lonesome Pine.
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@beer_mat_movies@mastodonapp.uk did you review SISU 2 last year? Or SI2U as I believe they marketed it. Enjoyed the first one, didn’t realise the sequel came out, maybe it never got a UK release 🤷♂️
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@philheppenstall@mastodonapp.uk It was advertised at my cinema, come release date, nothing. Don't know why, if it became exclusive to certain chains, or was just limited in some cities. I believe it w
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@beer_mat_movies@mastodonapp.uk I saw it crop up on Amazon to buy or rent yesterday, v expensive! Looked it up on wiki and wasn’t clear it’d come out in the UK. I’ll either wait or watch via illegitim
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@philheppenstall@mastodonapp.uk The physical release is due in a couple of weeks, so the price may come down at that point.
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@beer_mat_movies@mastodonapp.uk did you review SISU 2 last year? Or SI2U as I believe they marketed it. Enjoyed the first one, didn’t realise the sequel came out, maybe it never got a UK release 🤷♂️
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If you can't sum up your opinion of a film on a beer mat, you're being pretentious. All the latest multiplex releases reviewed every Sunday, with beer.
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@philheppenstall@mastodonapp.uk It was advertised at my cinema, come release date, nothing. Don't know why, if it became exclusive to certain chains, or was just limited in some cities. I believe it was officially released, but just not at my multiplex. Return to Silent Hill is another recent one that appeared elsewhere in my city, just not at my nominated multiplex.
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Feb 02, 2026
@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange Oh, did I suffer...
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Feb 02, 2026
@ianRobinson@mastodon.social If only my life worked the same way.
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If you can't sum up your opinion of a film on a beer mat, you're being pretentious. All the latest multiplex releases reviewed every Sunday, with beer.
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If you can't sum up your opinion of a film on a beer mat, you're being pretentious. All the latest multiplex releases reviewed every Sunday, with beer.
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Feb 01, 2026
@ianRobinson@mastodon.social I was made aware of the inspiration after seeing it.
We shall see how whiplash affects you when you see it ;)
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Feb 01, 2026
And so ends another week. Next week, the out of office message I wish I could set...
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If you can't sum up your opinion of a film on a beer mat, you're being pretentious. All the latest multiplex releases reviewed every Sunday, with beer.
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Feb 01, 2026
New release review: Melania
#AmazonPrime #DonaldTrump #BrettRatner #Cinemastodon
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If you can't sum up your opinion of a film on a beer mat, you're being pretentious. All the latest multiplex releases reviewed every Sunday, with beer.
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