Melon Poly!

@catsalad@infosec.exchange i installed an app where a cat runs around on your screen and the first thing they did was sit on your post and fall asleep :3c :blobcatsleep: :blobcatsleep2: :blobcatsleep3:

american century of humiliation patch notes 8.0.39

+applebees restaurants are now more like gregg's. their name has not been changed to reflect this.

+toast is now beans and toast. beans are not optional.

-poundland has now been changed back to walmart. we were not aware of the innuendo implied with the name and deeply apologize for the oversight.

+Z is now pronounced like "Zed".

+radioactive shrimp are back in season for a limited time, only at applebee's!

*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

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*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

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*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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#gaming #story #npc

*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.

YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.

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idk what it says about me that before bed ill watch something like 5 mins of anime girls being like "eto...well... i personally think french fries are best enjoyed with mayo, don't you think?"

followed by 8 hours of a northernlion video titled "The Fast Food Incident Supercut" where its just several clips of him arguing with his chat that its not sexist to suggest women prefer to dip their french fries in mayo moreso then men

#anime #northernlion #food

🎶 O-a, o-a-a 🎶

🎶 Dansa med oss, klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör, ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär, missa inte chansen
Nu är vi här med caramelldansen 🎶

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🎶 O-a, o-a-a 🎶

🎶 Dansa med oss, klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör, ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär, missa inte chansen
Nu är vi här med caramelldansen 🎶

:ablobcatrainbow: :ablobcatrainbow: :ablobcatrainbow:
:ablobcatrainbow: :mario_flop: :ablobcatrainbow:
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ATTN:

:fatyoshi:

that's all :btae3:

been told by a little kid that there are four genders and they are Moomin, Girl, Little Witches, and Goblin. which one are you?

#moomin #askfedi #poll #fediverse #gender

r/askabugenthusiast

HELP! I HAVE NEGATIVE GIRL CHARM????

hello, my girl charm with the bugs is at -38. how do I get it up????kissies d don't work on bugs,too small. thankyou

#bug #help #askfedi

all the richard simmons kins are quoting my video and informing me that they would NEVER do the same exercise and that I was WRONG to claim that he would. I am dying of embarrassment

I place my hand on your shoulder.

"hey," I tell you as my grip tightens. "I hope this email finds you."

:)

#ominous

been digging through namco music and found this bossa nova track from smash court 3. the vocals sing instructions for putting a burger together and when its done they get told its not good so they smash the plate. imagine playing tennis to this. imagine having to focus on the ball while someone can't make a good burger and cannot handle it. just completely fucks it. embarrassing for everyone involved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZHhQt9jwMM

#retrogaming #namco #music

atheists, the christian baby is ready for your awesome weeks long road trip and has brought their favorite mixtape. alright! however, not long after the trip starts you realize that it is just various christian dubstep remixes of Wheels On The Bus. they know all the lyrics which they sing obnoxiously out loud. You ask for the aux cord and they pull over suddenly (the christian baby is driving in this scenario). they give you a serious look and say if you don't want to listen to their awesome mixtape they made JUST FOR THIS TRIP that they understand, but you will have to renounce atheism before they let you pick the music. what do you do?

#atheism #christianbabydriver #jesus #christianity #question #roadtrip #riddle

our love is like / real starchy rice / we might have to / rinse it all twice

The makers of Silly Simulations!: The Final Chapter received backlash as there was no way to have your simmies be gay.¹ As such, despite the marketing and the subtitle plainly stating that this was the final fame in the series, the devs responded by apologizing for the omission and that they would give the option in the next game.² They were shut down in 2014 a year after its release and the rights to the series currently belongs to Homophobic Incorporated. ³