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“Craft instant coffee” what the fuck is this shit?

Folger’s is pissed they never had the audacity to start a coffee stand

Looking forward to Nine Inch Nails tomorrow night. I missed them in Oakland and was bummed because the Peel It Back Tour sounded amazing. Little did I know, that the tour would continue through 2026 with a show San Francisco.

Pit ticket of course.

This will be the third time I’ve seen them

After appealing everyday for a month, I’m pretty sure I’m just going to have to create a new Reddit account because they banned it because I used my phone and Apple’s Private Relay.

I love coming home after three months and find literally zero maintenance was done. Literally none.

Fish tanks cleaned? Nope.

Grass literally chest high? Yup

Even more literal trash in the garage. Sure thing!

wHy Do YoU sAy YoU hAvE tO dO tHe ThiNkiNg FoR fOuR pEoPLe?

Because you’re all not only fucking incompetent, but you’re dumb and proud.

Fuck you all.

Everyone Hates Christ

#RomanEraTVShows
#HashTagGames

The Empire’s Next Top Gladiator

#RomanEraTVShows
#HashTagGames

Trailer hitches are butt plugs for trucks with truck nuts

Cocaine Bear is not holding my interest.

https://youtu.be/_vc608sKnOs

https://youtu.be/euoN1svOKQQ

Andy Barr, who is running for Kentucky’s Senate seat literally is blaming ICE protestors for “putting themselves in harms way”

Meanwhile some super PAC is blaming Andy Barr for some afghani immigrants that shot some national guardsmen because he had the audacity to say that afghani interpreters needed to be evacuated from Afghanistan