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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@ArtHarg @NudelnAlDente Exactly!
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@ArtHarg @NudelnAlDente Nonono, I'm not talking about reservations! I'm talking about getting on the waitlist as a walk-in!
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Damn. Just learned that my local indie bookstore is shutting down next week.
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@NudelnAlDente We don't want your paltry money, we want your data. All of it. Every minute of every day until you die.
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@NudelnAlDente This is so insane. Here locally we have a restaurant that requires you to give them your phone number to be put on a list for a table; and a gas station that requires their app to activate the gas pumps.
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Patton Oswalt: "I"m in the Epstein Files for an awesome reason": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUZoSxEkFYI
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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5d ago
@ben exploding socks seems like a bad idea, from a product safety standpoint. Although I guess that would force people to buy more socks.
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Apr 13, 2026
@artcollisions @mirijb2 @mayintoronto Or like me, they read The Nine Tailors at an impressionable age! (All respect to real bellringers!)
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Apr 11, 2026
@chrisamaphone He also really loves to use the verb "erect" with reference to the floating "front porch" raft.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Apr 01, 2026
@MayhamMonday Fun fact: Logan's Run won the Oscar for special effects the year before Star Wars!
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Apr 01, 2026
@floatybirb Local examples--the folks in the top photo did our floor replacement! https://flagpole.com/news/news-features/2025/11/05/employee-co-ops-can-save-local-businesses-when-owners-retire/
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Mar 29, 2026
@xs4me2 @Infrogmation Same energy as the "Shoot us the bird if you voted for a pedophile" sign someone photographed. "Thanks for proving my point, assholes!"
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Mar 28, 2026
@molly0xfff The antifa agenda!
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Mar 27, 2026
@UnePorte instant follow!
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Mar 18, 2026
@Rachelburch Hooray! We have these all-terrain chairs at our state parks; I hope someone on your side of the pond will make something similar happen! https://gastateparks.org/Accessibility/TrackChairs
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Mar 07, 2026
@oftencalledcathy On a high-traffic state highway, with other riders who ride too fast for him to stay with the group.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Mar 07, 2026
#3GoodThings
1. Dinner last night at our favorite restaurant didn't get rained out (rain stopped in time)
2. Husband chose the less scary option for today's bike ride
3. Getting some spring clothes out of storage
1. Dinner last night at our favorite restaurant didn't get rained out (rain stopped in time)
2. Husband chose the less scary option for today's bike ride
3. Getting some spring clothes out of storage
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Mar 06, 2026
Shorter Karoline Leavitt: The President doesn't know what "unconditional" means.
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Mar 06, 2026
Bandcamp Friday! Have you heard I Am Haunting Your House? https://mindfulwrath.bandcamp.com/?search_item_id%3D636665270%26search_item_type%3Db%26search_match_part%3D%253F%26search_page_id%3D5199108737%26search_page_no%3D0%26search_rank%3D2
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Mar 06, 2026
#3GoodThings
1. Young dog did great in agility class; her first encounter with a tunnel she couldn't see through (bent 90 degrees). Also managed the teeter (set very low)!
2. It's Friday
3. Should be able to finish a report draft in good time.
1. Young dog did great in agility class; her first encounter with a tunnel she couldn't see through (bent 90 degrees). Also managed the teeter (set very low)!
2. It's Friday
3. Should be able to finish a report draft in good time.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Mar 05, 2026
#3GoodThings
1. This Tumblr saga, which restored my faith in humanity: https://www.tumblr.com/gallusrostromegalus/741897112721276928?source=share
2. Intriguing foggy morning full of the sounds of unseen blackbirds (there are still some red-winged blackbirds in the mix)
3. Agility class tonight
1. This Tumblr saga, which restored my faith in humanity: https://www.tumblr.com/gallusrostromegalus/741897112721276928?source=share
2. Intriguing foggy morning full of the sounds of unseen blackbirds (there are still some red-winged blackbirds in the mix)
3. Agility class tonight
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Mar 01, 2026
Convicted felon murders children to distract from the fact that he also rapes children.
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Feb 28, 2026
#3GoodThings
1. Sheriff of a nearby county stopped by one of his own deputies and then arrested by the state patrol for DUI & open container. In a county vehicle.
2. My kid writing fanfic for justice
3. My dog learning not to be horrible
1. Sheriff of a nearby county stopped by one of his own deputies and then arrested by the state patrol for DUI & open container. In a county vehicle.
2. My kid writing fanfic for justice
3. My dog learning not to be horrible
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Feb 28, 2026
Sneezing my head off this morning. I'm guessing the pollen is back. (Still masking in indoor spaces anyway, so hopefully I won't make anyone sick if I'm wrong about the pollen.)
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Feb 27, 2026
Fuck Kansas. Signed, mom of a trans kid in a red state.
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Feb 27, 2026
#3GoodThings
1. A few days of warmer, drier weather
2. "Problem dog" classes Saturday (individual) and Sunday (group)
3. Weekend is coming
1. A few days of warmer, drier weather
2. "Problem dog" classes Saturday (individual) and Sunday (group)
3. Weekend is coming
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Feb 18, 2026
Oof. Return to work lasted for 4 hours and now I'm back home. Ugh.
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Feb 18, 2026
Discovered yesterday that toothpaste works very well for removing overenthusiastic Band-Aid adhesive.
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MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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Feb 18, 2026
#3GoodThings
1. Able to walk dogs around the block
2. Able to go back to work
3. Husband fixed dinner last night
1. Able to walk dogs around the block
2. Able to go back to work
3. Husband fixed dinner last night
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@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
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Feb 17, 2026
#3GoodThings
1. Had some good conversations at work yesterday (rare; I seldom see anyone except in remote meetings)
2. Video call with 2 of 3 kids (the 3rd is on a hiking trip)
3. Able to take a sick day today; hoping it helps
1. Had some good conversations at work yesterday (rare; I seldom see anyone except in remote meetings)
2. Video call with 2 of 3 kids (the 3rd is on a hiking trip)
3. Able to take a sick day today; hoping it helps
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
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Jan 30, 2026
@elly There's a gas station down the road from me that requires you to install an app to buy gas. Nope.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
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Jan 24, 2026
#3GoodThings
1. I think we can get through the next three days, though we may come out minus a chunk of the house.
2. I'm pretty sure the dogs will be OK. (Gonna build them a blanket fort in the empty double closet.)
3. My family loves me.
1. I think we can get through the next three days, though we may come out minus a chunk of the house.
2. I'm pretty sure the dogs will be OK. (Gonna build them a blanket fort in the empty double closet.)
3. My family loves me.
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
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Jan 17, 2026
@Grutjes welp, so much for bridgy.fed
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
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Jan 09, 2026
@mhoye Oh my God how I needed that laugh!
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
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Jan 08, 2026
@brennen Or, in the case of cars and laptops, "I'd better buy a used/refurbished one"
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epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
epicdemiologist
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
MPH Epi '16. She/her. Wife, mother, dog owner, singer, writer. Southeastern US. Profile pic is detail of a water bug and flower by Maria Merian; header is my dog Henry's nose poking out from under a comforter.
wandering.shop
@epicdemiologist@wandering.shop
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Dec 07, 2025
@ottaross DO NOT DESPAIR! You have accidentally discovered an excellent spice to sprinkle on sweet potato fries (along with salt)! (Not my idea--I had them at a local restaurant!)
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