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@ipd@universeodon.com · 13h ago

@davidaugust@mastodon.online Phew... I know the song and I'm 2 degrees seperated from Chumba. But yeah, it applies to Pretty Pete. I bet he'd have a hell of a bro up with boofhead Brett of the supremes.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · 1d ago

@HamonWry@mastodon.world The problem with Caeser Salads ... Can't tell you, I cut my tongue. What if it were made of Asperigus Spears. It would be less ironic.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · 1d ago

If you are going to update your Integrated Development Interfaces, thday is the worst day of the year. Beware the IDEs of March.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · 2d ago

@DMTomas@mastodon.social @maia@soc.tuxpaintadventures.com Depends on the drugs

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@ipd@universeodon.com · 2d ago

@lydiaconwell@todon.nl @maia@soc.tuxpaintadventures.com Or maybe it was karma being paid off.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · 3d ago

@AaronDavid@mastodon.world gerbles? tribbles?

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@ipd@universeodon.com · 3d ago

@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place I was young when I realized I had a natural advantage as a gemologist. While every one else ws using 10x loupes, I had 50x built in. It's a natural advantage. On the minus side, I can't get my glasses clean enough these days, grease smears caused by eyelahes revealed.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 10, 2026

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org did DDT offer to show them 1st hand?

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 10, 2026

@milo@masto.ai Sorry, too long to read.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 10, 2026

@zombywoof@mastodon.org.uk @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org Cheedah in the sheddah

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 10, 2026

@rasterweb@mastodon.social I had a job like that too once.. It was officiated and notorized, on my evaluation, I was dubbed a 'gadfly' by a peer. He never heard the end of it. Best job ever.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 09, 2026

@bobvodka@mastodon.gamedev.place @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place It's an artifact from A- personality types... Just to push everyone else off vallance wo they can catch up with the A bypes.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 09, 2026

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org Good thing I have a pair of bone spurs hanging in my closet,... Left over from when I used to ride horses.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 09, 2026

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org Are you sure he also knows that? The way things are going he may think that means sending an mafioso he pwns out to do some kind of calamaty... It would be an out of pocket expense..

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 09, 2026

@sachee@macaw.social @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place I say we knock it back a half an hour from the new time, and keep it there for the rest of eternity....

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 08, 2026

@Oneironaut@infosec.exchange you will copealot that's down the map from camel lot.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 08, 2026

@glyph@mastodon.social IIRC, their business model was to have a piece of software that needed multiple expensive dba's on site at the client's, to bill hours, not to actually get anything done or finished.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 08, 2026

@glyph@mastodon.social Well, Cerner, which appeared to be the medical arm of Oracle, was trying to screw AI into their med servers in mid 2000's. .. ~20 years later~ Have you seen your own meical record system lately? How hard is it to correct inacuracies (hahaha trick question) Thaat's why I'm not woried about oracle. I saw their demo.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 08, 2026

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place Oscar Levant had a saying, A pun is the lowest form of humor, ... especially if I didn't think of it first. He was a little before my time.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 08, 2026

@Jhex@lemmy.world @fossilesque@mander.xyz Wha,,, like Jimmy Savile?

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place I know, by experience... Of course you realize I could have made that joke much more evil. ... by staging it in the cabinette room at the WH. Trump orders a Ceasar salad, and everybody else stabs themselves in the back. or each other, it's a paramedric joke. (to save you the trouble, I'm done for the day) Chinese knockoff germanium diodes, don't work the same as the leaky old american ones.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place March is treacherous... I can handle a leap forward in time. But the software updates are going to go very ver slowly, I'm warry of my IDE's in March. #waitingForApr1

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@vitskapsdama@sunny.garden The affect terns the least. When they pair up with sheep in the pasture below, you can see the ewe terns.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org Front loaders or top loaders? How long did it take to figure out you could put clothes in one or the other.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@SunnJax@tech.lgbt @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place Time to break out the 505nm led's Oh dear, I'm feeling dark headed. #DaylightSavingTime #PublicPolicy #CivilTimeFuckery

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@arisummerland@beige.party How about Swedish standard time. #DaylightSavingTime #PublicPolicy #CivilTimeFuckery

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

Benny and the Jetlag. #DaylightSavingTime #PublicPolicy #CivilTimeFuckery

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@jd@mstdn.ca Simple, a french chef julienned the calandar, I put in a call to Markov Cheney and he forwarded me to the discordian hotline. ... I dialed the number and it rang and rant... , Agnostics... The deity is there alright, but just never answers.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@AaronDavid@mastodon.world Obviously they will,,,, especially since the earth is also in space. How about we go with '... very far away from earth, like the sun, prehaps..."

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@maxleibman@beige.party or a really snorty joke. a guffaw in spades.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@UncleDuke1969@universeodon.com I always wondered what happened to Cruella.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@grissino@lemmy.world @theparadox@lemmy.world Definately has ddownstream effex.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@Wally@thepit.social Reacting.... yeah well, I'm over it. I'm like all OVER it. my sig. ya

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org Best throw away line from Adam Schiff todayin an MS NOW interview "I think the Trump administration has a staff infection." ( It was the last line of his interview )

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 07, 2026

@mardigroan@mas.to EwwwwEEEEEEEEEEEE doh

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 05, 2026

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org you know that sound that's made when white hot steel is quick quenched into water.?. That's my reaction.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 05, 2026

@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place hahaha new variant, it wasn't a chicken it was a jay.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 05, 2026

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org And in a town with a newspaper name after heavy toxic metal. . Or raid his kitchen, nasty stuff like coke, with phosphoric acid, acetic acid, oligos, buteric acid, and products of fermentatioin.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 05, 2026

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org It's good thing they didn't raid his laundry room, that's where the keep the good stuff... no lye

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 04, 2026

@jesse@social.jelliefrontier.net ack ack ack ack nyuk nyuk nak

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 03, 2026

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org Who just became the chairperson of the UN security council, the envoy from the Unites States, that’s who.. And who do you think that person is? #IDontBelieveIt__pleaseVerify #ClownRealityCheck #existentialThreat

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 03, 2026

@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place Wasps have the galls. They lay their eggs in plants and they develop into galls. That explains gall stones, from stress. #notTryingToMakeSense

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Just in case anyone is wondering, I would still like to see the rest of the Epstein materials even though there's now a war going on. I can handle multiple things at once. Don't hold back on my accoun

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 02, 2026

@mattblaze@federate.social I'd also like to see the rest.. to take my mind off of Iran...

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 01, 2026

@Nonilex@masto.ai Trump dictionary vs the rest of the world.. Talking does not imply listening

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 01, 2026

@thetnholler.bsky.social Don't look now, but the largest state sponsor is now the United States.. Trump wins.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 01, 2026

@emptywheel.bsky.social Let me know when Donnald declares himself the Supreme leadar of Iran. then starts running around yelling "Ia tol' yo, so?" He's a Komaniac.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 01, 2026

@Krosen_nw@mindly.social those are probably wood ears. Around knots they grow as wood eyes. So if someone says would I, reply to them, Knot! (what I get for being a fun guy)

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 01, 2026

@Krosen_nw@mindly.social Leave yoiu alone for some months and all you want to do is make a bracket.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 01, 2026

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social There is definately not enough garlic in washington at this time. Especially in the white house.

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@ipd@universeodon.com · Mar 01, 2026

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social Plus you have the added value of a circle of protection of eliminating other annoyances,,, and it makes you tastey. (it also kills germs)

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