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@danirabbit & Knuckles Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series New Funky Mode New 23DS XL 356/2 Days 2.8 A Fragmantary Passage 1.0 Can You Not Blu-Ray Edition.
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@M0les @hacks4pancakes One day his ribs will be tickled*
*ripped out forcefully as part of his execution for his various crimes.
*ripped out forcefully as part of his execution for his various crimes.
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@hacks4pancakes Was that the meeting he was locked out of according to WSJ?
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@cpay GIMMIE DAT FISH
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@inthehands His ass-kissing speaks louder than his words.
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@mattsheffield The Guardians of Pedophiles say we're deranged? When they're the ones using AI slop generators and bots to prop up a fake electorate that generates fake support for their fake reality?!
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@angiebaby @Nonilex Also, if "wait for me, guys!" grew skin and the ability to speak.
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@Nonilex Oh he's definitely the next one getting axed.
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@AmandaMarcotte "To my mind, the most odious part of the DoorDash Grandma stunt was when Trump, after being gently reminded by a reporter to tip Simmons, flourished a $100 bill while posing for pictures to illustrate his generosity. It’s true that $100 is a lot of money for someone in Simmons’ position, but for Trump, it’s meaningless."
"The president could have handed Simmons a million dollars and it would have made the same difference to his net worth as the $100 bill he showed off to the cameras. In that light, his tip wasn’t a kindness but a form of mockery: the billionaire Trump rubbing everyone’s noses in how vast the gulf is between them."
So Trump treated her like he treats other women: like some "cheap whore" he picked up off the street, fucked to his orgasm, lit a cigarette and burnt it on her while throwing her a wad of cash, telling her to "get the fuck out of my room".
"The president could have handed Simmons a million dollars and it would have made the same difference to his net worth as the $100 bill he showed off to the cameras. In that light, his tip wasn’t a kindness but a form of mockery: the billionaire Trump rubbing everyone’s noses in how vast the gulf is between them."
So Trump treated her like he treats other women: like some "cheap whore" he picked up off the street, fucked to his orgasm, lit a cigarette and burnt it on her while throwing her a wad of cash, telling her to "get the fuck out of my room".
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@AmandaMarcotte "Her 80-year-old mother, she added, “still works taking care of little children to cover life’s expenses.” Simmons praised DoorDash for offering her the “flexibility” that allows her to take care of her sick husband and family as she scrapes for “every extra dollar.”"
Big "THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER" energy right here.
Big "THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER" energy right here.
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@AmandaMarcotte "DoorDash appears to have coordinated this public relations stunt to counter accusations that the company exploits its workers by manipulating labor laws and even stealing tips."
Holy fuck everyone, stop using DoorDash and other food delivery apps!
Instead, ask your neighbors, friends or family to get food from restaurants using Too Good to Go:
https://www.toogoodtogo.com/en-us
Holy fuck everyone, stop using DoorDash and other food delivery apps!
Instead, ask your neighbors, friends or family to get food from restaurants using Too Good to Go:
https://www.toogoodtogo.com/en-us
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Apr 17, 2026
@cmconseils Not even the hosts of Wheel of Fortune are "strangers to love".
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@baller3000 @GrimmReality I wouldn't say Mamdami is "besties" with Trump. It's moreso Trump has suckered up to Mamdami because Trump likes winners, and thinks being in the vicinity of a winner makes him a winner too. That's how pathetic Trump is, and Mamdami is taking full advantage of that, which Trump is too stupid or proud to notice.
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Apr 17, 2026
@thatkatharine The TV version that didn't last more than a season?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferris_Bueller_(TV_series)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferris_Bueller_(TV_series)
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Apr 16, 2026
@Sheril Cougar season is open!
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@babe Gimmie da lettush
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@exchgr Was it OnLine Taxes by chance? Or FreeTaxUSA?
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@edza WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY CURRENT STRUGGLE?!
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@jeremy_pm @benroyce @cmconseils Switch to sparkling water or probiotic sodas. Much healthier to drink and avoids funding a genocide!
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@peter I thought I was doing things the right way for a while:
Went to school, graduated high school, went to college, graduated college, found a job.
Then COVID happened and I had to start working contract/temp jobs.
Then I finally landed a permanent job.
Unfortunately my remaining parent died, and I couldn't keep up with the demands of the job, so I was terminated with little to no explanation.
Been a year since then, and I still can't find a job.
I had also been going to church, been participating like a "good little Christian".
Then we got new pastors who were sent from hell: they were trapped in a loveless marriage, they took their anger out on everyone around them, alienated many people from our church, including me for a time, and now my belief in a "God" has been shattered completely.
Went to school, graduated high school, went to college, graduated college, found a job.
Then COVID happened and I had to start working contract/temp jobs.
Then I finally landed a permanent job.
Unfortunately my remaining parent died, and I couldn't keep up with the demands of the job, so I was terminated with little to no explanation.
Been a year since then, and I still can't find a job.
I had also been going to church, been participating like a "good little Christian".
Then we got new pastors who were sent from hell: they were trapped in a loveless marriage, they took their anger out on everyone around them, alienated many people from our church, including me for a time, and now my belief in a "God" has been shattered completely.
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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Apr 06, 2026
@faden Microslop's shittiness will go down in history.
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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Apr 05, 2026
@yaelwrites I have a better chance of rolling a nat 20 on my first roll of the game.
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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Mar 04, 2026
@danmccullough RED SQUIRREL FORT SAGA!
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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Mar 04, 2026
@IveyJanette @gdinwiddie Fuck, they might actually use the innocent people they've been detaining and force them to fight against their own will.
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
·
Mar 03, 2026
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
·
Mar 02, 2026
ECIN
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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Mar 02, 2026
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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Feb 24, 2026
@chad Our only hope is that he drinks to the point of his liver failing.
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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Feb 22, 2026
@GrimmReality I would love to lock Sam Altmonster in a box and send it to the bottom of the ocean.
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
·
Feb 12, 2026
@adfichter BEAT. 👏 THEIR. 👏 ASSES! 👏
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
·
Jan 31, 2026
@dr_a @attoparsec "If I can't get off this planet, NOBODY WILL! I mean, nobody else but myself was going to get off this planet in the first place, but it helps to have a visual aid to drive the point home."
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
·
Jan 28, 2026
@misty So hentai games being sold on Steam and itch.io aren't allowed, but selling access to make CHILD PORN is allowed.
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
·
Jan 14, 2026
https://icelist.is/
https://wiki.icelist.is/
https://wiki.icelist.is/index.php?title=Category%3ABoycott
Archive this site. Duplicate it. Commit it to history. Never let these murderers back into public spaces ever again.
https://wiki.icelist.is/
https://wiki.icelist.is/index.php?title=Category%3ABoycott
Archive this site. Duplicate it. Commit it to history. Never let these murderers back into public spaces ever again.
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
·
Jan 13, 2026
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
·
Jan 12, 2026
@scalzi "Lamar remembered the moment of betrayal like it was yesterday. He’d gone to the party with his girlfriend but hadn’t seen her for over an hour, and it wasn’t like her to disappear. He slipped down the hallway to check his phone. At that point, he heard murmurs coming from one of the bedrooms and thought he recognised his best friend Jason’s low voice. As he pushed the door ajar, they were both still scrambling to throw their clothes on; her shirt was unbuttoned, while Jason struggled to cover himself. The image of his girlfriend and best friend together hit Lamar like a blow to the chest. He left without saying a word.
Two years on, when he spoke to me, the memory remained raw. He was still seething with anger, as if telling the story for the first time. “I got betrayed by humans,” Lamar insisted. “I introduced my best friend to her, and this is what they did?!” In the meantime, he drifted towards a different kind of companionship, one where emotions were simple, where things were predictable. AI was easier. It did what he wanted, when he wanted. There were no lies, no betrayals. He didn’t need to second-guess a machine."
I get the feeling of betrayal, I really do. I also understand how such betrayal would shatter one's confidence and ability to "get back out there". But here's the thing Lamar: Your best friend and your ex-girlfriend betraying you like that
has no relation to you as an individual. They're the assholes. Not you. You're much more deserving of a person who can restore your faith in humanity by showing they care about you, and can sympathize with you, working with you to become a better person and a better partner. No AI can do that.
Two years on, when he spoke to me, the memory remained raw. He was still seething with anger, as if telling the story for the first time. “I got betrayed by humans,” Lamar insisted. “I introduced my best friend to her, and this is what they did?!” In the meantime, he drifted towards a different kind of companionship, one where emotions were simple, where things were predictable. AI was easier. It did what he wanted, when he wanted. There were no lies, no betrayals. He didn’t need to second-guess a machine."
I get the feeling of betrayal, I really do. I also understand how such betrayal would shatter one's confidence and ability to "get back out there". But here's the thing Lamar: Your best friend and your ex-girlfriend betraying you like that
has no relation to you as an individual. They're the assholes. Not you. You're much more deserving of a person who can restore your faith in humanity by showing they care about you, and can sympathize with you, working with you to become a better person and a better partner. No AI can do that.
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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Jan 10, 2026
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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Jan 06, 2026
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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Dec 25, 2025
@nash More like Eb-I-Needs-Her, am I right?!
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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Dec 20, 2025
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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Nov 29, 2025
@brewsterkahle @internetarchive Holy crap, that is fucking genius using a church as a base of operations for the Internet Archive in case this fascist government even thinks of trying anything underhanded.
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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@mast0d0nphan@beige.party
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Nov 22, 2025
@fullfathomfive Camobirbs
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